I mock, therefore I am

[Duchess]

If you are taking one in the mirror right now, don't.

...Says the one who won't post any at all. Pfft.

He's a newbie, he doesn't have access to the private forums.

[HairOfTheDog]

Post a pic in the member's section or I can't invest in you. Because I think you might be HOTD's dad...

If you are taking one in the mirror right now, don't. Thanks.

Calling Donovan my father, or daddy, or any such thing is a sure way to set him off. Trust me on that one.

If the avatar pic he uses elsewhere is himself (and I think it is), he is very attractive. I prefer men my age or older, rather than the young dudes; he appears to be in that range.

He's kind of a pussy though. Crying about a few hours in the trunk. C'mon. Pfft. I asked him to be quiet nicely several times before forcing him to get undressed and ride in the trunk for the last 100 miles of the virtual trip. That slowness you're sensing might be a little residual brain damage (I forgot about air holes). Some people just need something to whine about...

[Donovan]

Would it have killed you to secure the tirejack before you got me in there? Just sayin. And maybe you could have hit even more potholes, I think you might have missed one at some point.

[HairOfTheDog]

Would it have killed you to secure the tirejack before you got me in there? Just sayin. And maybe you could have hit even more potholes, I think you might have missed one at some point.

It might just have killed me. Actually, I'm certain that I didn't miss any potholes. First, you kept yammering on about being pro-union and bragging about your bleeding liberal heart. Then, you kept singing the wrong words over your Debbie Gibson CD that I graciously allowed you to insert after miles of begging. That "yawn and stretch" move was nearly the last straw. Was it really necessary to hold up that liquor store for a pack of smokes and a bottle of Thunderbird? I had plenty in the trunk. "Had" being the operative word.

Fucking whiner...

[Donovan]

First off, I needed the thunderbird to ease the pain of the tirejack, and come to think of it where were YOU when my wallet got snagged.? Secondly, I'd have begged for any music just to get your station off the air. Rush Limbaugh was bad enough, but Nickelback? NICKELBACK???

And don't pretend I didn't see that communist manifesto hidden in the bag with all those Oxycontin scrips.

[Donovan]

Post a pic in the member's section or I can't invest in you. Because I think you might be HOTD's dad...

If you are taking one in the mirror right now, don't. Thanks.

I looked around and can't make head or tails of what the hell you're talking about.

But I have the feeling you get that a lot.

[Cracker]

...Says the one who won't post any at all. Pfft.

Now, now.

If all the stuff happens next year that I keep hearing about this year, I will be posting pics like a welfare mother...

[HairOfTheDog]

First off, I needed the thunderbird to ease the pain of the tirejack, and come to think of it where were YOU when my wallet got snagged.? Secondly, I'd have begged for any music just to get your station off the air. Rush Limbaugh was bad enough, but Nickelback? NICKELBACK???

And don't pretend I didn't see that communist manifesto hidden in the bag with all those Oxycontin scrips.

I think Cracker's right. Along with the brain damage, you might have some Alzheimer's setting in.

First, I was listening to RUSH 2112 Overture, and I am limber. Things are getting fuzzy for you and blending together; stage 1 of the disease. I actually feel badly for you.

Secondly, when I found that you'd smoked half my dime bag in the rest stop bathroom, I demanded my nickel (bag) back.

Lastly, well, yeah. The Oxys were for a toothache I had at the time. And, I still support the concept of Communism, just not the bastardization of its implementation.

You should be more grateful; I'd still be willing to pick you up again and give you a free ride (if I wasn't in a hurry and needed someone to take the wheel for awhile).

[Middle Finger]

I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.

He makes me laugh too.

Hope you gain entry and stick around Dono. Hope to crash into you in the threads here at Mock. Wear your seatbelt.

[Duchess]

If all the stuff happens next year that I keep hearing about this year

Are you referring to the election, economy, etc.? If so, would you start a thread about what you're hearing or add to one already posted? I'm interested in reading what you've heard. Thanks!

[IMaDick]

I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.

He makes me laugh too.

Hope you gain entry and stick around Dono. Hope to crash into you in the threads here at Mock. Wear your seatbelt.

What am I missing?

[Middle Finger]

I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.

He makes me laugh too.

Hope you gain entry and stick around Dono. Hope to crash into you in the threads here at Mock. Wear your seatbelt.

What am I missing?

Hair and an education.

[Middle Finger]

[aussiefriend]

I'm about 87, give or take a few decades. They didn't have accurate birth records in those days so I can't be more specific than that. Let's just say I'm pretty fresh for a mountain but pretty goddamn old for a cabbage.

You can move on, just like that?

[Donovan]

Still around. Just reading more than posting right this minute. Getting a feel for the board so to speak...

[aussiefriend]

Still around. Just reading more than posting right this minute. Getting a feel for the board so to speak...

Ok Donovan, due to a 60s John Lennon thing I have, I will be your friend. I like your name.

Are you a virgin really? Tell more.

[Donovan]

Yes I am a total virgin and gentleman and any womanwho was naked in a room with me, say bent over picking up a dropped pencil or perhaps wearing a short leather miniskirt or sexy french maid outfit, would be completely safe from molestation. Honest. If they don't believe me one of them should try it and then report back.

[JsMom]

Sounds interesting...

[Duchess]

*sigh*