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(04-01-2012, 10:34 PM)Cracker Wrote: Aw.
Some of you are shallow as shit. Top that.
(04-01-2012, 10:32 PM)username Wrote: (04-01-2012, 10:17 PM)crash Wrote: I have three superman T-shirts. My wife bought me one each time I became a Dad.
 For injecting your sperm in to her? Did you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth? Why the hell would a guy earn a superman t-shirt for basically having unprotected sex and watching the results?
Oh, and Adub, I moved from Cali because there are too many assholes. ^^^^
*snort* Says the woman who divorced her baby-daddy's ass. I guess you know an asshole (a little too late) when you see one.
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(04-01-2012, 11:43 PM)username Wrote: *snort* Says the woman who divorced her baby-daddy's ass. I guess you know an asshole (a little too late) when you see one.
Aren't you divorced?
Because that would make you an asshole for posting that.
It is only baby-daddy if you weren't married. And I actually divorced two times. You can't say Cracker is chickenshit. I fear nothing. If I don't feel like putting up with shit, I'll do my own thing. Hear me roar, housewife.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(04-01-2012, 10:47 PM)crash Wrote: Yep. Pretty much. Guess you had to be there...
Someone should buy the father of your children a fucking Nobel Peace for putting up with your whiny ass...
I gave my husband some little trinkets (a football pacifier toy and a little stuffed animal, as I recall) when my kids were born. He gave me gold jewelery and a diamond. Seems appropriate to me. 
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(04-01-2012, 11:47 PM)Cracker Wrote: (04-01-2012, 11:43 PM)username Wrote: *snort* Says the woman who divorced her baby-daddy's ass. I guess you know an asshole (a little too late) when you see one.
Aren't you divorced?
Because that would make you an asshole for posting that.
It is only baby-daddy if you weren't married. And I actually divorced two times. You can't say Cracker is chickenshit. I fear nothing.
I divorced once and it was when he started talking about having kids. I was young and dumb but I realized he wasn't father material before we reproduced.
Meh, just giving you shit. But you're still the asshole.
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Nope. You gave your husband a gift. You get to be the asshole.
Have you been to Mexico lately? Is it safe to go down or is it a stupid vacation destination?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(04-01-2012, 10:07 PM)username Wrote: (04-01-2012, 07:46 PM)JsMom Wrote: (04-01-2012, 07:29 PM)username Wrote: (04-01-2012, 07:22 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm not a material girl so my prize possession would be all my family photos.
Translation: I ain't got jack.
I bet you don't you poor thing. I wouldn't tell all of Mock that, though.
Pee-wee.
Sheesh. Oscar
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i have a trunk that my my maternal grandfather had all of his carpentry tools in...he sat on it on his voyage to the US from Austria. From my paternal step grandfather, I have his medical books. They are unreal. If you masterbate, you get acne or organ damage.
Spay and neuter your dogs and cats. Ban gas chambers in your local shelters. User made the call. User made a difference! 
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(04-01-2012, 11:47 PM)Cracker Wrote: (04-01-2012, 11:43 PM)username Wrote: *snort* Says the woman who divorced her baby-daddy's ass. I guess you know an asshole (a little too late) when you see one.
Aren't you divorced?
Because that would make you an asshole for posting that.
It is only baby-daddy if you weren't married. And I actually divorced two times. You can't say Cracker is chickenshit. I fear nothing. If I don't feel like putting up with shit, I'll do my own thing. Hear me roar, housewife.
Divorced twice? Now why doesn't that surprise me.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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Mock is one of my prized possessions. 
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Even after this thread?
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(04-02-2012, 12:03 AM)Cracker Wrote: Nope. You gave your husband a gift. You get to be the asshole.
Have you been to Mexico lately? Is it safe to go down or is it a stupid vacation destination?
I haven't been down there for a couple of years. I like Cabo (never been to Cancun) but I'm not sure I'd go there now. That said, I have friends that make the trip every year and they haven't had any problems.
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I have a signed autograph from Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield that says "*My Real Name*. You are the rockinest bitch we know! We love you! Lars and James." That sumbitch is laminated and in a safe deposit box.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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My self respect. XD
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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I have some people I care about that seem to care about me. The rest can burn. Material things mean nothing to me. I do have a pretty nice rifle but it's a tool. A shitty one is golden if it does the job. I am fond of my proto pipe but if it gets lost or stolen I'll carve out an apple or roll a joint.
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