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(08-14-2012, 04:19 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (08-14-2012, 02:26 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Under no circumstances though, whether you're fastidious or not, it is improper to urinate in the sink.
What if you're fabulous? Is it a problem then?
I, personally, am still trying to find out if he said that it is improper to urinate in the sink, or to not urinate in the sink. If the latter, he'd better tell me asap how the hell I am supposed to manage that without the faucet deflecting the stream, because otherwise, I sure fear for the decorative towels.
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Society makes too much out of urine.
It's a disinfectant for goodness sakes.
Pee on a jelly fish sting and it'll help the healing process (discovered that truth watching the second season of, "Survivor").
There is a whole fledging of folks who drink their own urine (it is considered somewhat tacky to partake of another's though).
Chilled it is simply a salty Kool-aid beverage that, when your eyes are closed and you're daydreaming of being on some tropical island, is delightful (so I've been told).
Seriously.
We need to look at our urine as the nectar of the Gods and be grateful such a sublime liquid so easily drains from our bodies.
Oh! If someone had peed on Steve Irwin's (Crocodile Hunter) chest after he got stung by a Sting Ray he'd be alive today.
Alrighty then. Carry on. . .
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(08-14-2012, 05:38 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Society makes too much out of urine.
It's a disinfectant for goodness sakes.
Pee on a jelly fish sting and it'll help the healing process (discovered that truth watching the second season of, "Survivor").
There is a whole fledging of folks who drink their own urine (it is considered somewhat tacky to partake of another's though).
Chilled it is simply a salty Kool-aid beverage that, when your eyes are closed and you're daydreaming of being on some tropical island, is delightful (so I've been told).
Seriously.
We need to look at our urine as the nectar of the Gods and be grateful such a sublime liquid so easily drains from our bodies.
Oh! If someone had peed on Steve Irwin's (Crocodile Hunter) chest after he got stung by a Sting Ray he'd be alive today.
Alrighty then. Carry on. . .
Pretty sure the miners trapped in Chile a few years back shared their urine with each other.
They were cool with it.
'Drink your pee-Quench your thirst!'
I like it!
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Well, now you tell us, OBK.
I could have saved a lot of money in water bills and Gatorade purchases had I been informed of the urine-nectar principle early on. Better late than never...
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I'm pissed you assholes made me take the rug off my toilet. Fuckers
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-14-2012, 06:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm pissed you assholes made me take the rug off my toilet. Fuckers
There is one loophole. If it's a shag rug toilet topper, you can keep it. Shag never goes out of style, ever.
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I just imagined pissing on a rapidly expiring Crocodile Hunter.
I can't believe I just typed that.
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(08-14-2012, 06:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (08-14-2012, 06:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm pissed you assholes made me take the rug off my toilet. Fuckers
There is one loophole. If it's a shag rug toilet topper, you can keep it. Shag never goes out of style, ever.
Nope, it was a regular crew cut one.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Oh how I love imagining rolling around in deep shag in this weather.
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(08-14-2012, 06:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Shag never goes out of style, ever.
And I can't stress enough just how thankful I am for that fact.
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We're still talking about carpet right?
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Of course. Unless you want to read the scientific thesis I once wrote on a napkin about the advantages of zware as opposed to halfzware? 
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(08-14-2012, 06:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (08-14-2012, 06:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm pissed you assholes made me take the rug off my toilet. Fuckers
There is one loophole. If it's a shag rug toilet topper, you can keep it. Shag never goes out of style, ever.
Especially green or gold shag. That will be in style forever.
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I like function and comfort over appearance. I have this couch that has the assorted cobbled parts, cushions and padding from no less than four previous couches and is a nap-inducing monster that defeats me almost every afternoon. It is affectionately known as Frankensofa. My imaginary girlfriend who recently broached the topic of future living arrangements has made it clear Frankensofa is not welcome even though that old bastard will outlast us all. Naturally I like sex on demand better than an afternoon nap, but shit I'm getting older and that gap will narrow. Do I wanna give up frankensofa for some chick who won't let me dry my cock on her curtains or designer guest towels? Hmmmmmmmm.
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Maybe Frankensofa can go in the Man Cave and your imaginary GF can have her nice sofa in the living room.
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(08-15-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: I like function and comfort over appearance. I have this couch that has the assorted cobbled parts, cushions and padding from no less than four previous couches and is a nap-inducing monster that defeats me almost every afternoon. It is affectionately known as Frankensofa. My imaginary girlfriend who recently broached the topic of future living arrangements has made it clear Frankensofa is not welcome even though that old bastard will outlast us all. Naturally I like sex on demand better than an afternoon nap, but shit I'm getting older and that gap will narrow. Do I wanna give up frankensofa for some chick who won't let me dry my cock on her curtains or designer guest towels? Hmmmmmmmm.
Function & comfort over appearance? Blasphemy! 
Hahaha! I have a pair of kickass, stiletto heeled bad girl boots that are as sexy as they can be, after spending several hours wearing them I am damn near hobbling but I wouldn't consider giving them up for something flat & comfortable. One of my favorite bras is a beautiful pushup that gives me fantastic cleavage but after a few hours I begin to feel chained but again, I wouldn't consider giving it up. Appearance is everything, man. 
Most woman care a great deal how their home looks, she'll win this one, Dono.
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(08-15-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: Do I wanna give up frankensofa for some chick who won't let me dry my cock on her curtains or designer guest towels? Hmmmmmmmm.
Just tell her what exactly will happen to the new sofa if curtains and towels are out of the question, and I bet you two will come to an agreement. Fast. You'll probably not even have to demonstrate. (Which, in consideration of how protective some women are of simple bathroom cloths, might prove to be too hazardous to your health to try, anyway).
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(08-15-2012, 09:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Function & comfort over appearance? Blasphemy!
Hahaha! I have a pair of kickass, stiletto heeled bad girl boots that are as sexy as they can be, after spending several hours wearing them I am damn near hobbling but I wouldn't consider giving them up for something flat & comfortable. One of my favorite bras is a beautiful pushup that gives me fantastic cleavage but after a few hours I begin to feel chained but again, I wouldn't consider giving it up. Appearance is everything, man.
Most woman care a great deal how their home looks, she'll win this one, Dono.
Oh, shoes and bras of that particular kind, that's a whole 'nother story. With them, appearance wins every time. Oh, what am I saying, there's not even a competition.
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(08-15-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: I like function and comfort over appearance. I have this couch that has the assorted cobbled parts, cushions and padding from no less than four previous couches and is a nap-inducing monster that defeats me almost every afternoon. It is affectionately known as Frankensofa. My imaginary girlfriend who recently broached the topic of future living arrangements has made it clear Frankensofa is not welcome even though that old bastard will outlast us all. Naturally I like sex on demand better than an afternoon nap, but shit I'm getting older and that gap will narrow. Do I wanna give up frankensofa for some chick who won't let me dry my cock on her curtains or designer guest towels? Hmmmmmmmm.
Sounds to me like there is room for compromise here... Frankensofa would be the perfect basement lounge room couch.
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Unfortunately the combination of east coast victorian era architecture and frankensofa's bulky heavy wood construction eliminate the basement as an option. Looks like it's the storage unit for frankensofa because as Duchess pointed out it is unwise to get between a woman and her nesting impulse. Especially if she occasionaly gets her teeth anywhere near your manparts. Besides I lose most of my stuff with every new relationship. I'm used to it and mostly don't care. Stuff is stuff. There's always more.
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