10-14-2012, 06:56 AM
...for weekends that last 96 hrs.
...for zero calorie eclairs.
...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY
|
10-14-2012, 06:56 AM
...for weekends that last 96 hrs. ...for zero calorie eclairs. ...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
10-14-2012, 07:15 AM
I pray for more pussy than I get and legalizing Cannabis.
10-14-2012, 07:18 AM
That's the spirit, honey. If anyone posts a legitimate reason to pray I'm going to slap them silly.
10-14-2012, 07:19 AM
Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck
10-14-2012, 07:30 AM
*Bows.
10-14-2012, 09:37 AM
10-14-2012, 10:52 AM
1 more
10-14-2012, 11:14 AM
10-14-2012, 02:14 PM
10-14-2012, 02:36 PM
I pray for Goodwill/Salvation Army to have pretty women's clothes in my size. I need a new wardrobe.
10-14-2012, 02:50 PM
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
10-14-2012, 02:53 PM
(10-14-2012, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: (10-14-2012, 07:19 AM)ESAD Wrote: Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck Bring it on! I pray for the motivation to do some fucking homework today.
10-14-2012, 03:32 PM
Well, someone had to do it... please Hammer, don't hurt us.
10-14-2012, 03:49 PM
(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker. I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
10-14-2012, 03:53 PM
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. That's what I meant, Clang, the shock would do her in not that you would put your hands on your Mom & kill her because she found your dainties. Jeez. I know you're a good Catholic boy.
10-14-2012, 04:24 PM
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: HaHa! Maybe he thought you got lucky!
10-14-2012, 06:07 PM
(10-14-2012, 04:24 PM)Love Child Wrote:(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|