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A VAGINA FACIAL
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#1
04-07-2013, 06:58 AM


hah

Step right up female Mockers.

First came the vajazzle, now get ready a more indulgent modern beauty treatment - the vajacial.

The quest for perfect skin has gone to a new frontier with a facial for vaginas.
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04-07-2013, 08:34 AM
Just in case you gals need a bit more detail (WTF...a peach?)

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-07-2013, 09:42 AM


I've never considered giving my kitty a facial & I'm laughing thinking about doing so.
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04-07-2013, 10:02 AM
LOL, ya know, that Papaya is used for a meat tenderizer
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04-07-2013, 10:13 AM
Why mess with perfection?
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04-07-2013, 10:14 AM


Jodi Arias could use one.
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04-07-2013, 10:23 AM
I thought it was a new term for face sitting.
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04-07-2013, 11:01 AM
Me too, when I first saw the thread title. Was hoping some study was going on that concluded that a wet juicy pussy was good for a mans facial skin.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-07-2013, 11:17 AM
(04-07-2013, 11:01 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Me too, when I first saw the thread title. Was hoping some study was going on that concluded that a wet juicy pussy was good for a mans facial skin.

Nothing scientific, but I've been told that it's good for a man's mind and soul and to withhold it would be selfish, if that helps.
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04-07-2013, 11:34 AM
You know, HoTD...I've heard the exact same thing. Keep that in mind next time I'm in SF, OK?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-07-2013, 11:38 AM
(04-07-2013, 11:34 AM)thekid65 Wrote: You know, HoTD...I've heard the exact same thing. Keep that in mind next time I'm in SF, OK?

You got it. But, keep in mind that I'm a selfish bitch. 27
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04-07-2013, 12:19 PM
But...but...it's a mutually beneficial thing, is it not? So, you may be selfish.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-07-2013, 12:25 PM
(04-07-2013, 12:19 PM)thekid65 Wrote: it's a mutually beneficial thing, is it not?


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04-07-2013, 02:13 PM


I typed "vagina facial" into google images & I saw something no human being should ever see. I ran right off the page. It was horrible.
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04-07-2013, 03:25 PM
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound
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04-07-2013, 06:21 PM
(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.
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04-07-2013, 06:42 PM
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Liar.
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04-07-2013, 07:04 PM
(04-07-2013, 06:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.

Jesus, ramsey. I was just thinking how you seem to have mastered typing on your phone. Yay ramsey!

Then, you post this shit. WTF ramsey?

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.
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04-07-2013, 09:13 PM
I would rather poke my own eyes out than see a nasty vagina.
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04-07-2013, 10:33 PM
(04-07-2013, 07:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 06:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.

Jesus, ramsey. I was just thinking how you seem to have mastered typing on your phone. Yay ramsey!

Then, you post this shit. WTF ramsey?

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.

Not just you. I guess when Cracker says she has long, beautiful hair, Ramsey can point to her supposed perfect vjay.

Yuk.
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