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(04-07-2013, 07:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.
Call me weird then.....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(04-07-2013, 09:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would rather poke my own eyes out than see a nasty vagina.
It's fricken horrible. If I were a dude it might have the power to turn me off pussy forever.
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Forever is a Long time..
We are pretty resiliant that way though
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It's all pink in the dark or something like that.
^^^^ residual effects of growing up with only brothers.
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(04-08-2013, 03:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: (04-07-2013, 07:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.
Call me weird then.....
If you start describing other male Mockers' junk, I will!
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(04-07-2013, 07:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.
Nah . . . it's not just you.
That she immediately went to Cracker's vee is . . . is . . . creepy.
And then to go as far as to state what it isn't: " . . . I wouldn't call it an axe wound" adds another dimension of creepiness.
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I just tried to find the photo of the girl sportin' very hairy pubes. I used to see it a lot when I first started traveling cyberspace. I swear, her kitty is climbing up her belly. It's unbelievable. I don't know why I'm telling you this.
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(04-08-2013, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I just tried to find the photo of the girl sportin' very hairy pubes. I used to see it a lot when I first started traveling cyberspace.
It was Tipper Gore's taco.
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(04-07-2013, 09:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would rather poke my own eyes out than see a nasty vagina.
That explains why you don't look down or have mirrors in your house I guess.
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I've got a golfing buddy that's an OBGYN. It sounds as if, at times...that job is bad enough to turn a straight man gay.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(04-08-2013, 08:57 PM)Jimbone Wrote: (04-07-2013, 09:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would rather poke my own eyes out than see a nasty vagina.
That explains why you don't look down or have mirrors in your house I guess.
Same reason you don't look at your dick. Or you just can't find it. I betting on the latter.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
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(04-09-2013, 07:54 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (04-08-2013, 08:57 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That explains why you don't look down or have mirrors in your house I guess. Same reason you don't look at your dick.
You realize that you just agreed, with Mr. Bone, you don't look down or have mirrors in your house . . . right?
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Oooooh, burn. You got me good ramsey.
For someone who has a lot of time on their hands, I'm a little disappointed. You could have come up with something better than a small dick joke, couldn't you?
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