(11-16-2011, 10:52 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: it's naturally quite sour. needs sweetness to offset that. it comes in long reddish stalks. i swear i had rhubarb plants in my first Mass. garden that were planted by the Pilgrims. it's very hardy. and an acquired taste.

That sounds like me. Hardy, sour and an acquired taste.

(11-16-2011, 11:30 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: I think of rhubarb as a spring veggie that you harvest around the same time as strawberries. Purely an analytical question, where did you learn that rhubarb is a winter veggie? I am not being snarky, just curious.

http://rhubarbinfo.com/botanical

Rhubarb is a plant name for the many different species of Rheum, growing in the wild in the mountains of the Western and North-western provinces of China and in the adjoining Tibetan territory and in cultivation in much of Europe and the United States.

http://rhubarbinfo.com/growing

Rhubarb is a cool season, perennial plant that is very winter hardy and resistant to drought.

(11-17-2011, 10:31 AM)Smegma Wrote: I'm pretty sure ginger isn't a fruit but I used it anyway.

Good point. Veggies and roots are way more fun anyway. Plus they hurt more when you throw them at someone.

I jumped off the shed roof once when I was about 7 yrs old with a couple of rhubard stalks and leaves attached with strings to my arms. I had a few stuck through the belt loops of my pants as a rudder. The leaves are HUGE on some of them.
I did not fly and landed on top of the compost pile.

(11-17-2011, 01:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: I jumped off the shed roof once when I was about 7 yrs old with a couple of rhubard stalks and leaves attached with strings to my arms. I had a few stuck through the belt loops of my pants as a rudder. The leaves are HUGE on some of them.
I did not fly and landed on top of the compost pile.

And never left.

moving on to vegetables...Maggot is a turnip today.

Top-o-the world Ma!........Top-o-the world!

(11-17-2011, 01:49 PM)Smegma Wrote:

(11-17-2011, 01:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: I jumped off the shed roof once when I was about 7 yrs old with a couple of rhubard stalks and leaves attached with strings to my arms. I had a few stuck through the belt loops of my pants as a rudder. The leaves are HUGE on some of them.
I did not fly and landed on top of the compost pile.

And never left.

Don't you have a kitty cat to stroke or something?

(11-16-2011, 08:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: FAHQTOO is a sweet bowl of cherries...with no pits!

Thanks LC...how did u know?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng


and yes...that IS ME in the video. Don't even question it bitches...IT IS ME!!!

G-Mama!

on to vegetables/herbs...here's Frank demonstrating his tender sensitive side

Someone say herb?

(11-17-2011, 06:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

G-Mama!

This old bag was dancing on my chair at the bar a few weeks ago...and headbanging. My neck hurt like a bitch for a week.
I refuse to grow old!

As a Fruit




As a Vegetable

(11-17-2011, 06:29 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng


and yes...that IS ME in the video. Don't even question it bitches...IT IS ME!!!

I think it was 7^th or 8^th grade that I had a crush on him, I'm not sure what the attraction was. Put a pair of tits on him and he doesn't look much different than the chick.

Nevermind, I just watched the video again and I'd still fuck him. Then, not now. I saw him on VH1 recently and he turned into a mess.

(11-17-2011, 06:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Someone say herb?

I got my burlap sack fo the winta today.........can ya tell?
Just call me smiley........

(11-17-2011, 10:13 PM)sally Wrote: Nevermind, I just watched the video again and I'd still fuck him. Then, not now. I saw him on VH1 recently and he turned into a mess.

I remember when that came out, my ex-wife was in Fresno with my Daughter and I told her that we could get back together and everything would be alright. When she stepped off the plane when she came back she was slapped with a restraining order that said she could not leave the state again with my kid. I told her she was my "sweet cherry pie" and I could tell if she had a gun she would have done me in.
Great video............

(11-17-2011, 10:09 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-17-2011, 06:29 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng


and yes...that IS ME in the video. Don't even question it bitches...IT IS ME!!!

I think it was 7^th or 8^th grade that I had a crush on him, I'm not sure what the attraction was. Put a pair of tits on him and he doesn't look much different than the chick.

I don't even like them. He was scary looking last time I saw him a few years ago. I prefer Mr. Coverdale for my hair-band, mullet fantasies.

(11-17-2011, 10:13 PM)sally Wrote: Nevermind, I just watched the video again and I'd still fuck him. Then, not now. I saw him on VH1 recently and he turned into a mess.

I saw him on some music game show a few years ago...my mouth fell to the floor. He was FAT and grotesquely ugly.
Oh well...he's dead now.

(11-15-2011, 07:18 PM)username Wrote: I think ESAD is a type of dingle berry.

(11-17-2011, 06:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I refuse to grow old!

You'll never be old because of your attitude. I know people in their 30's who are old because of their demeanor & general outlook. You don't have those sucky qualities.