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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
I havent been as coarse as that but i have been obvious and scored, one said something along the lines of " of course". Tall polish extraction, blonde, gorgeous. God, what was i thinking not to go whole hog.?

Life is always two edged clang, for all the joys of sex, love, and all that goes with it, there is another side. That when, and if it goes wrong, the pain is bad, beyond what youve had up to now. Having a female friend, that ending, theres nothing in comparison to a rich sex life, being in love, and all that goes with that, then that ending.

It will mature you, and your boyness will end.
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(03-07-2023, 10:29 PM)MirahM Wrote: So....howz that workin 4 ya dude?
Ever try these lines on anyone?
Theze lines that u learned from a newspaper article?

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I surprised he didn't ask if it hurt.
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I got asked out to dinner tomorrow night.

I couldn't even think of an excuse to say no. But I really should have said no. OMG

I'm super attracted to this guy. I am going to make some really really bad decisions.

Probably Sally would say, "What is the big freaking deal? Have dinner, fuck, nbd!"

This is too small of a town to be getting involved w/ anyone, things could get really akward really fast. I have been trying to do the opposite of getting involved w/ anyone.

Maybe its just dinner!

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Is he black or white? If he's black then he's more likely to be a rapist, but you find him attractive so who cares. If he's white then he's more likely to be a serial killer which won't be fun regardless how attractive you thought he was. If he's Asian then just skip all together. If he's Mexican then come to mama.
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White dude
Builds his own bikes kind of guy
handlebar mustache
He is fucking adorable and nice
and I think he can get chicks way cuter than me
I don't think we have things in common. BUT I DON'T KNOW YET

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So he's Sam Elliot? Or Pappy?
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Sam Elliot w/ blond hair

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This could be a new netflix series.
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Sure. The first scene would be great. It would just be me shaving off my winter coat.

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(03-31-2023, 08:09 AM)MirahM Wrote: Sure. The first scene would be great. It would just be me shaving off my winter coat.

Sexay. 116
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(03-31-2023, 08:09 AM)MirahM Wrote: Sure. The first scene would be great. It would just be me shaving off my winter coat.

Assuming you've moved, we'll call it The Out-of-Towner. Something along the lines of The Hitchhiker. hah
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(03-31-2023, 10:17 AM)rothschild Wrote:  The Hitchhiker.  

Is that the movie where the girl was tied between 2 semis?
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(03-30-2023, 09:07 PM)MirahM Wrote: White dude
Builds his own bikes kind of guy
handlebar mustache
He is fucking adorable and nice
and I think he can get chicks way cuter than me
I don't think we have things in common. BUT I DON'T KNOW YET

He can probably tell that you're an old pecker muncher.
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(03-30-2023, 09:07 PM)MirahM Wrote: I think he can get chicks way cuter than me

How DARE you! Take that back right now!  52

You are super cute and darling with a fun loving, adventurous personality. You're smart & outgoing and most importantly, you're kind and gracious. Why not you?
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Will I have a shot if I grow a 'stache? Just wondering...
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...cuz I can do that. I'll show you in the private forum.   116
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Nooooo! OMG But you can still show me. I still like girls! OMG!!!!!!!!

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(03-31-2023, 11:50 AM)sally Wrote:
(03-30-2023, 09:07 PM)MirahM Wrote: White dude
Builds his own bikes kind of guy
handlebar mustache
He is fucking adorable and nice
and I think he can get chicks way cuter than me
I don't think we have things in common. BUT I DON'T KNOW YET

He can probably tell that you're an old pecker muncher.

Probably!

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(03-31-2023, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: Will I have a shot if I grow a 'stache? Just wondering...

Sexay. Smiley_emoticons_wink





Just kidding. Smiley_emoticons_kotz
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