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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
(04-09-2023, 07:21 AM)Piglet Wrote:    Like the Duchess, my punctuation was more entertaining than any amount of words from you.

You're being disingenuous, Piggy. You challenged me to find and point out the errors in your posts.
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(04-09-2023, 07:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: Of course  not tiki, what i meannt is the quality of the repartee.  Falstaff in one of Shakespeares plays was a genius in getting people to like him, his trick was simple.  All he would do is listen, pick up on what was said to him and feed it back in a postive way.

He knew no one is interested in listening, and to do that is trick no1, then massage egos.    The only topic of conversation was what the person he was talking too was saying. 

And i would do that with you, not for any selfish reason, like wanting hot,  panting, frantic bonking, or for a casual knocking a round off ten minutes.

Like the Duchess, my punctuation was more entertaining than any amount of words from you.

Interesting you picture yourself as Falstaff.  As an Englishman, I assumed your knowledge of the Bard’s works would be more than pedestrian.

Falstaff . . . within the context of the history plays or the comedy?  No matter.

I will honor your Falstaff persona and decline any invitation to meet and chat, strictly for my own self-preservation. 

As I see you as an overtly emotional and effeminate male . . . what Americans would label as a “fairy” . . . I heed Falstaff’s warning to Pistol, with his words:

They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die.”

Enjoy your solo supper, my little pansy-boy.
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(04-09-2023, 07:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: Of course  not tiki, what i meannt is the quality of the repartee.  Falstaff in one of Shakespeares plays was a genius in getting people to like him, his trick was simple.  

Falstaff? You're not even Puck the mischievous imp. I think of you more like the retarded Medieval peon that carries the piss buckets.
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Oh, Chang. Your next. How would our date go?, you go first. A gentleman always pleases a woman first. How would you like to be pleased?
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(04-10-2023, 07:36 AM)Piglet Wrote: Oh, Chang.  Your next.  How would our date go?, you go first.  A gentleman always pleases a woman first.  How would you like to be pleased?
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Our first date would be you stripped naked and pepper sprayed in the face,ass and gentitals. Then beaten to a bloody pulp by six muscular transwomen and left for dead in the gutters.
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Oh no! Not in the gentles!
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Piggy has had his eye on Chang for months now.
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All he needs to do is walk by on the sidewalk in Blackface.
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How does your own apartment, in your name, a new car, and a monhtly stipend of 3,000 dollars sound? When were on our date, and we are in a restaurant, and you feel my knee bumping against yours under the table, it wont be my knee. It will be that rigid.

You make me sweat, hunger, crave, demand your touch, and the merest touch will have me gushing like a hydrant, like a hose in the tom and jerry cartoons. Do you realise the power you have over me,?

And now you will mock more, only to increase my desire. I want you chang. As in all things, humans want what they cant have, and i want you. Will money buy your love?

As we lay, i will whisper that you are the love of my life, that to be in your arms is to see the face of god. That if i could i will place garlands for you to walk on.

Say yes.
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hah
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Go Chang, go!

I can only dream of someone saying that to me.
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(04-11-2023, 07:26 AM)Piglet Wrote: How does your own apartment, in your name, a new car, and a monhtly stipend of 3,000 dollars sound?  When were on our date,  and we are in a restaurant, and you feel my knee bumping against yours under the table,  it wont be my knee. It will be that rigid.

You make me sweat, hunger, crave, demand your touch, and the merest touch will have me gushing like a hydrant, like a hose in the tom and jerry cartoons.  Do you realise the power you have over me,?

And now you will mock more, only to increase my desire.  I want you chang.    As in all things, humans want what they cant have, and i want you.  Will money buy your love?

As we lay, i will whisper that you are the love of my life, that to be in your arms is to see the face of god.  That if i could i will place garlands for you to walk on.

Say yes.

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(04-11-2023, 07:38 AM)Duchess Wrote: Go Chang, go!

I can only dream of someone saying that to me.

I can dream of saying that to some girl.
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Take his buttginity, he will cry tears of joy.
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(04-11-2023, 09:35 AM)BigMark Wrote: Take his buttginity, he will cry tears of joy.

I will fucking kill Piglet and then myself.
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With kindness!
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Piglet's got a mean curve ball.
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(04-11-2023, 11:42 AM)BigMark Wrote: With kindness!

With a gun, baseball bat, Piglet's shin bone, etc.
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(04-11-2023, 12:25 PM)rothschild Wrote: Piglet's got a mean curve ball.

He's a cowardly punk. Easy murder/death/kill.
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