Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating

[Clang McFly]

he said he would fuck a tranny.

I would fuck a post op tranny that had no dick and balls and identified as a woman. In my mind that doesn't make me gay. If you consider me gay because of that....Fuck you and fuck your primitive labels.

[rothschild]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory?

[Clang McFly]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

[rothschild]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

I guess Piglet didn't meet the minimum requirements. Poor fellow's doomed to cruising on the fringe of human civilization -- like most everyone these days. Misery does indeed love company.

[Clang McFly]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

I guess Piglet didn't meet the minimum requirements. Poor fellow's doomed to cruising on the fringe of human civilization -- like most everyone these days. Misery does indeed love company. 

The testing is heavily biased toward woman. Sorry. 

I'll stick my dick in a mound of male fire ants and see if that makes me gay.

[rothschild]

Clang likes women, he likes everything about them, the way they look, the way they smell, the way they feel. His cross dressing is a kink, it just adds to his pleasure, it doesn't mean he's gay & is into men.

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

I guess Piglet didn't meet the minimum requirements. Poor fellow's doomed to cruising on the fringe of human civilization -- like most everyone these days. Misery does indeed love company. 

The testing is heavily biased toward woman. Sorry. 

I'll stick my dick in a mound of male fire ants and see if that makes me gay.

Fire ants are for sissies. Bullet ants are the truest test of male virility.

[Clang McFly]

Have you actually tested this theory? 

I'm now accepting test subjects.

I guess Piglet didn't meet the minimum requirements. Poor fellow's doomed to cruising on the fringe of human civilization -- like most everyone these days. Misery does indeed love company. 

The testing is heavily biased toward woman. Sorry. 

I'll stick my dick in a mound of male fire ants and see if that makes me gay.

Fire ants are for sissies. Bullet ants are the truest test of male virility.

How about I use the male sea worm/parasite that shoots straight up your urethra.

[Piglet]

This is about as close as youll ever get to knocking a round off chang, its a Brummie way of describing sex which i find amusing and as couarse as it gets. My next date would be the Duchess, im sure she would turn up wearing a baseball cap, a t shirt with Mickey Mouse on it, and jeans, possibly wearing boots.

Doomed from the start as im a republican and she a democrat. My english accent would win her over in a second, and if it didnt, quoting poetry would

Is i see in my soul the citron breasted fair one
Still gold tinted, her face like our night stars
Drawing unto her, her body beaten about with a flame
Wounded by the flaring spear of love
My first of all of her fresh years
Then is my heart buried alive in snow

We being one soul, your hand on my hair,
The burning memory rounding your near lips,
I have seen the priestesses of Rati make love at moon fall
And then in a carpeted hall, with a bright gold lamp
Lie down carelessly anywhere to sleep.

If that dont get her champing at the bit i dont know what will. This is the difference between a sophisticated Europe and your ordinary Joes. And the Duchess wont know where to put herself. You can take the woman out of Baltimore, but you cant take Baltimore out of the woman.

We would be doomed, and in that, like in Romeo and Juliet, love would be the greatest.

[Duchess]

I would never, and I mean nevah, wear a t-shirt, especially one with a cartoon character on it. *cringe*

[BigMark]

Dickey Louse was my stage name!

[Piglet]

So it would be a t shirt with a different logo on it. Let me guess, the face of Elvis?, or Clooney? Carter? As in jimmy. Biden?, the irish fucker.

Your next Mirah, how would it have gone? Would we have clicked? I am not suggesting dating means bonking, you are sensitive to men who expect sex.

On my part, we would, there is something about you that brings out my thingymyjig instincts...no not that. cant name it. Oh alright i know you will ask, my protective instinct.

[Duchess]

Hoo boy.

[MirahM]

Oh, I missed this question earlier. What did you say? I was too busy sucking on Duchess's neck.

[aussiefriend]

Some of the transwomen you see are the most beautiful women in the world. They take better care of themselves then some of the women that look rough. It depends on love doesn't it? Whether there is a connection with that person? If the person has transitioned, it is the end of story, unless you make it a big deal. Truly is medical, and really no ones business unless someone decides to share it.

[Duchess]

Oh, I missed this question earlier. What did you say? I was too busy sucking on Duchess's neck.

Oh my. I better feed you. 

[Piglet]

Oh my god. Your a tranny Mirah? Runs screaming.........

[Duchess]

   Runs screaming.........

That'll teach ya.  

[rothschild]

Oh my god.  Your a tranny Mirah?  Runs screaming.........

A Transylvanian tranny.

[Clang McFly]

Oh my god.  Your a tranny Mirah?  Runs screaming.........

A Transylvanian tranny.

From Transexual Transylvania.

https://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo

[MirahM]

I am laughing so hard right now.