Get ready to be Kennytized

[Duchess]

I've never heard of Kenny Powers.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Don't lean on me man, because you can't afford the ticket.

[Kenny Powers]

If you're going to pretend to be Kenny Powers you could at least be funny. I feel more Bob Sagetized.

If you're going to pretend to be a fuckable woman you could at least keep you offspring from your avatar.

[Midwest Spy]

Kenny, don't worry about the one named Sally.

She's a handful, but most grateful for ANY attention paid her.

Stay away, however, from the Mock Female Tard clan.

Downright scary if they trap you in their unending web of drivel.

[Midwest Spy]

There's only room for one, and here she comes, here she comes!!

[Ma Huang Sor]

I've never heard of Kenny Powers.

Kenny Powers is the fictional main character from the HBO television series Eastbound & Down, played by American actor Danny McBride. Powers is portrayed as a once dominant baseball pitcher, whose poor work ethic and short temper jeopardized his professional career. In season one, Powers becomes a substitute physical education teacher who is attempting to make a return to Major League Baseball. The character is loosely based on Scottish legend Michael 'Bam Bam' Mullin

Powers enjoys a spectacular debut, but his abrasive personality leads him to be constantly traded as he wears out his welcome quickly. His poor work ethic, and drug abuse takes its toll on his performance and his velocity steadily goes down. He tries to make up for this by using steroids but in less than seven years he finds himself out of major league baseball completely. He goes back to his hometown of Shelby, North Carolina to accept a job as a substitute physical education teacher at his former middle school, and tries to get back into the majors.

[Ma Huang Sor]

A total fail in other words.

[Midwest Spy]

MS: I'd consider some of Kenny's leftovers.


have you no shame? no pride?

you'd settle for sloppy seconds now?

i am so disillusioned.

It simply comes down to effort/reward.

If I'm tagging along with Kenny and he's taking 3 of the 6 home with him, there's still 3 'leftover's' waiting around.

I may get lucky.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Kenny, don't worry about the one named Sally.

She's a handful, but most grateful for ANY attention paid her.

Stay away, however, from the Mock Female Tard clan.

Downright scary if they trap you in their unending web of drivel.

I love Sally, but not in that heterosexual way.

[Clang McFly]

Kenny is the tits round here.

Thats good right?

Everybody loves tits.

[Kenny Powers]

I've never heard of Kenny Powers.

Oh, my dear Lord Jesus Christ!!!!! Your tongue should fall off from speaking such lies.


EVERYONE KNOWS OF KENNY POWERS. Kenny is the brightest, shiniest star in the sports. Saying you don't know Kenny makes you sound more ignorant than Mitt Romney trying to speak about politics.

Stop doing that to yourself.

On a different note, I saw this Lady Cop posting in Kenny's thread. Is she like the housekeeper for the blocking cell section? If so, Kenny would like to be introduced to her as He thinks that is the second most interesting section of this forum, with the first now being this very thread.

[username]

This thread is lame, i'm not even mildly amused anymore and Kenny is an e-tard.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Kenny is the tits round here.

Thats good right?

Everybody loves tits.

I loves them

[Ma Huang Sor]

This thread is lame, i'm not even mildly amused anymore and Kenny is an e-tard.

You beat me to it. Great minds think alike.

[Kenny Powers]

I've never heard of Kenny Powers.

Kenny Powers is the fictional main character from the HBO television series Eastbound & Down, played by American actor Danny McBride. Powers is portrayed as a once dominant baseball pitcher, whose poor work ethic and short temper jeopardized his professional career. In season one, Powers becomes a substitute physical education teacher who is attempting to make a return to Major League Baseball. The character is loosely based on Scottish legend Michael 'Bam Bam' Mullin

Powers enjoys a spectacular debut, but his abrasive personality leads him to be constantly traded as he wears out his welcome quickly. His poor work ethic, and drug abuse takes its toll on his performance and his velocity steadily goes down. He tries to make up for this by using steroids but in less than seven years he finds himself out of major league baseball completely. He goes back to his hometown of Shelby, North Carolina to accept a job as a substitute physical education teacher at his former middle school, and tries to get back into the majors.

Your display of Google use and copy/ paste abilities is quite impressive.

[Ma Huang Sor]

You are completely pwnt by moi. Now run along before I squish you like the bug you truly are.

[Kenny Powers]

This thread is lame, i'm not even mildly amused anymore and Kenny is an e-tard.

Great minds think alike.

Stop sucking your dicks in public. It is gross.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Am I squeezing your head or something Kenneth?

[Kenny Powers]

Am I squeezing your head or something Kenneth?

Do you make a habit of squeezing body parts out of strange men you meet on the internet?

[Lady Cop]

hello Kenny. you certainly are...uh...prolific.

how did you happen to find our delightful forum?