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Get ready to be Kennytized
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#141
06-21-2012, 12:16 AM
Kenny says Jesus is a blood relative (it's why he refuses to take the sacrament, something to do with eating the body of Christ, I suppose).
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#142
06-21-2012, 12:29 AM
I imagine if he were to try, Jesus might rock his world with some of that Kung Fu he learned during his travels in the East.

Kenny - Please don't suffer the fate of the money changers. We've only just become acquainted.
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#143
06-21-2012, 01:47 PM
(06-20-2012, 04:34 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.

I am ready to be Kennytized Bass Ass Grin
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#144
06-21-2012, 01:55 PM
(06-21-2012, 01:47 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 04:34 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.

I am ready to be Kennytized Bass Ass Grin

Welcome to the dark side, you old china-man bastard. Kenny will show you the journey, but please keep it straight. Kenny does not partake on gay stuff.


Now go on.
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#145
06-21-2012, 01:57 PM
Where we going?
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#146
06-21-2012, 01:58 PM
(06-21-2012, 01:55 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote:
(06-21-2012, 01:47 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 04:34 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.

I am ready to be Kennytized Bass Ass Grin

Welcome to the dark side, you old china-man bastard. Kenny will show you the journey, but please keep it straight. Kenny does not partake on gay stuff.

Now go on.

Nicely done sensing Ma's switch-hitting tendencies.

What was the 'tell' for you?
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#147
06-21-2012, 01:58 PM
My trouser snake, I'm guessing.
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#148
06-21-2012, 02:04 PM
(06-21-2012, 01:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-21-2012, 01:55 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote:
(06-21-2012, 01:47 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 04:34 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.

I am ready to be Kennytized Bass Ass Grin

Welcome to the dark side, you old china-man bastard. Kenny will show you the journey, but please keep it straight. Kenny does not partake on gay stuff.

Now go on.

Nicely done sensing Ma's switch-hitting tendencies.

What was the 'tell' for you?

Kenny is one charming motherfucker.
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#149
06-21-2012, 02:07 PM
That he is Bass Ass Grin

Anyway, welcome to Mock...hope you enjoy your stay.
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#150
06-21-2012, 02:56 PM
Kenny kissed his own ass to the point of displacing the current champion.
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