Get ready to be Kennytized

[Ma Huang Sor]

Am I squeezing your head or something Kenneth?

Do you make a habit of squeezing body parts out of strange men you meet on the internet?

No I asked you that because of the amount of shit you are exuding. If I were squeezing your head, that might account for some of the volume.

[username]

This thread is lame, i'm not even mildly amused anymore and Kenny is an e-tard.

Great minds think alike.

Stop sucking your dicks in public. It is gross.

My dick is so big, it's been designated a public monument.

[Ma Huang Sor]

[Duchess]

I saw this Lady Cop posting in Kenny's thread.

You stay the fuck away from my SuperMod.

[sally]

If you're going to pretend to be Kenny Powers you could at least be funny. I feel more Bob Sagetized.

If you're going to pretend to be a fuckable woman you could at least keep you offspring from your avatar.

Are you retarded, boy? That's a pig and a Jack Russel, Kenny. They're not homo sapiens. And I'm a man, Sally is just a nickname. I usually go by Big Sal or Salvador.

[Kenny Powers]

hello Kenny. you certainly are...uh...prolific.

how did you happen to find our delightful forum?

Hello, Lady Cop. Kenny is glad you have decided to approach him, as a representative of this forum. Kenny must say He enjoys very much your threads, much like Luka the homo Canadian murderer or the scuba "accidents". Kenny looks forward to many hours of good quality reading on these crime threads.

If Kenny sees any vermin that need your attention, He would make sure to give you the heads up.

[Lady Cop]

K: Kenny must say He enjoys very much your threads.


well that's very kind of you.
there's always an available cell.

so how did you find our corner of the 'net?

[Kenny Powers]

If you're going to pretend to be Kenny Powers you could at least be funny. I feel more Bob Sagetized.

If you're going to pretend to be a fuckable woman you could at least keep you offspring from your avatar.

Are you retarded, boy? That's a pig and a Jack Russel, Kenny. They're not homo sapiens. And I'm a man, Sally is just a nickname. I usually go by Big Sal or Salvador.

So people call you Big Sal but you prefer to be called Sally? That is pretty fucking gay, but hey it is your asshole not mine. Whatever floats inside your colon, I guess they say.

Kenny gives two shits about your homo tendencies, Big Sal, Sally or whatever the fuck you want to be.

[username]

Salvador reminded me of a poster at another site who went by the name Sancho. It was always "Sancho says this, Sancho wants that...". Guy was a boring, fucking wingnut. His shtick, if you can call it that, got old quickly.

[ramseycat]

If you're going to pretend to be Kenny Powers you could at least be funny. I feel more Bob Sagetized.

If you're going to pretend to be a fuckable woman you could at least keep you offspring from your avatar.

Are you retarded, boy? That's a pig and a Jack Russel, Kenny. They're not homo sapiens. And I'm a man, Sally is just a nickname. I usually go by Big Sal or Salvador.

So people call you Big Sal but you prefer to be called Sally? That is pretty fucking gay, but hey it is your asshole not mine. Whatever floats inside your colon, I guess they say.

Kenny gives two shits about your homo tendencies, Big Sal, Sally or whatever the fuck you want to be.

You should see a pic of Sal. He is as not gay as any man can be and hot hot hot!! He has all the girls in here panting and wet. So yea, not gay.

[Riotgear]

How not gay can a man be?

[Eat Shit And Die]

This thread is lame, i'm not even mildly amused anymore and Kenny is an e-tard.

You beat me to it. Great minds think alike.

Your minds may work alike but hers aparently works faster, plus she's well worth a f#*k, you not so much dude.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Salvador reminded me of a poster at another site who went by the name Sancho. It was always "Sancho says this, Sancho wants that...". Guy was a boring, fucking wingnut. His shtick, if you can call it that, got old quickly.

god please not fucking Sacho.

[sally]

So people call you Big Sal but you prefer to be called Sally? That is pretty fucking gay, but hey it is your asshole not mine. Whatever floats inside your colon, I guess they say.

It's not gay if your mafioso, 300 lbs and stink of mortadella.

[Riotgear]

I wonder how long ol' Kenny can keep it up.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Prolly longer than one of ma's sneezez.

[Jimbone]

My guess is a long time. He is obviously a master cocksmen.

[Riotgear]

I look forward to Kenny becoming a lifelong contributing member of Mock.

[Kenny Powers]

So people call you Big Sal but you prefer to be called Sally? That is pretty fucking gay, but hey it is your asshole not mine. Whatever floats inside your colon, I guess they say.

It's not gay if your mafioso, 300 lbs and stink of mortadella.

What a fuck are you babbling about? what's a mortadella? doesn't even sound American, and Kenny breathes and bleeds American. Kenny ain't skeered of no mafiosi... Kenny's fan base would crush all of you. I stared at death in the face, and death folded his hand.

[Riotgear]

Again, again.