That bastard! 

(08-27-2020, 07:35 PM)Rootilda Wrote: That's kind of a catchy tune!

Maybe it will help me get rid of this earworm. I can't stop singing/humming it at least once a day.
https://youtu.be/gW2SEpWWqXM

$100 straight up bet trump will win, put up or shut up.

(08-28-2020, 12:20 AM)BigMark Wrote: $100  straight up bet trump will win, put up or shut up.

Oh he will win alright. 5-10 years in a federal prison and no conjugal visits from Melanoma.

Says the guy who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas.

(08-28-2020, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Melanoma.

(08-28-2020, 09:40 AM)BigMark Wrote: Says the guy who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas.

Those monkeys were Amish prudes!

They found you passed out in the alley with a banana up your rear.

Please don't ruin bananas for me.  

He was doing the banana split.

Trump just had a heart attack!

















































He just saw his polls higher than Bidens.

(08-26-2020, 05:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-26-2020, 04:57 AM)pyropappy Wrote: you are brainwashed.

I'm not the one who supports & defends trump. You should be ashamed to be so unpatriotic and un-American , but you're not.

https://www.facebook.com/NTDTelevision/v...42534/?t=1

What did the one hobo say to the other?

(points at clang lying in the alley)

Loo, Two fruits!

















How does clang like it?

A bunch!





















He can't pass a fruit stand without getting a chub.

The NBA has just announced that all arenas under their control will be turned into voting sites this November. They intend to give people a safe place to vote. It's my hope that the NFL and NHL follow suit.

(08-28-2020, 12:36 PM)BigMark Wrote: What did the one hobo say to the other?

(points at clang lying in the alley)

Loo, Two fruits!

















How does clang like it?

A bunch!





















He can't pass a fruit stand without getting a chub.

Sounds like someone want me to post a pic/video of me naked, rubbing strawberries on my nipples, dick and balls.

(08-28-2020, 10:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: They found you passed out in the alley with a banana up your rear.

That wasn't a real banana. It was your mom's banana shaped dildo.

Fruit in your beer, fruit in your rear.

   *face palm*

(08-28-2020, 02:42 PM)BigMark Wrote: Fruit in your beer, fruit in your rear.

Well I do like Mango beer. Sour and/or hoppy. And no fruit in my rear, just blood and hemorrhoids.

(08-28-2020, 02:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: The NBA has just announced that all arenas under their control will be turned into voting sites this November. They intend to give people a safe place to vote. It's my hope that the NFL and NHL follow suit.

Sweet,   are they gonna have those machines that look like they shred your ballot? 

I can't wait for the debates,   I'm going to have debate parties,  with plenty of weed and mushrooms.   It's the only way to watch 2 crazy old white guys tell us how they are going to run our lives.