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#1,741
08-27-2020, 07:42 PM
That bastard!  Strangle
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08-27-2020, 09:33 PM
(08-27-2020, 07:35 PM)Rootilda Wrote: That's kind of a catchy tune!
Maybe it will help me get rid of this earworm. I can't stop singing/humming it at least once a day.
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08-28-2020, 12:20 AM
$100 straight up bet trump will win, put up or shut up.
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08-28-2020, 06:46 AM
(08-28-2020, 12:20 AM)BigMark Wrote: $100  straight up bet trump will win, put up or shut up.
Oh he will win alright. 5-10 years in a federal prison and no conjugal visits from Melanoma.
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08-28-2020, 09:40 AM
Says the guy who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas.
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08-28-2020, 10:08 AM
(08-28-2020, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Melanoma.


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08-28-2020, 10:19 AM
(08-28-2020, 09:40 AM)BigMark Wrote: Says the guy who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bananas.
Those monkeys were Amish prudes!
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08-28-2020, 10:22 AM
They found you passed out in the alley with a banana up your rear.
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08-28-2020, 10:42 AM
Please don't ruin bananas for me.   16
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08-28-2020, 10:47 AM
He was doing the banana split.
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08-28-2020, 11:05 AM
Trump just had a heart attack!

















































He just saw his polls higher than Bidens.
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08-28-2020, 11:32 AM
(08-26-2020, 05:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-26-2020, 04:57 AM)pyropappy Wrote: you are brainwashed.


I'm not the one who supports & defends trump. You should be ashamed to be so unpatriotic and un-American , but you're not.

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08-28-2020, 12:36 PM
What did the one hobo say to the other?

(points at clang lying in the alley)

Loo, Two fruits!

















How does clang like it?

A bunch!





















He can't pass a fruit stand without getting a chub.
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08-28-2020, 02:03 PM
The NBA has just announced that all arenas under their control will be turned into voting sites this November. They intend to give people a safe place to vote. It's my hope that the NFL and NHL follow suit.
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08-28-2020, 02:21 PM
(08-28-2020, 12:36 PM)BigMark Wrote: What did the one hobo say to the other?

(points at clang lying in the alley)

Loo, Two fruits!

















How does clang like it?

A bunch!





















He can't pass a fruit stand without getting a chub.
Sounds like someone want me to post a pic/video of me naked, rubbing strawberries on my nipples, dick and balls.
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08-28-2020, 02:23 PM
(08-28-2020, 10:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: They found you passed out in the alley with a banana up your rear.
That wasn't a real banana. It was your mom's banana shaped dildo.
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08-28-2020, 02:42 PM
Fruit in your beer, fruit in your rear.
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08-28-2020, 02:44 PM
hah   *face palm*
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08-28-2020, 05:01 PM
(08-28-2020, 02:42 PM)BigMark Wrote: Fruit in your beer, fruit in your rear.
Well I do like Mango beer. Sour and/or hoppy. And no fruit in my rear, just blood and hemorrhoids.
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08-28-2020, 10:06 PM
(08-28-2020, 02:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: The NBA has just announced that all arenas under their control will be turned into voting sites this November. They intend to give people a safe place to vote. It's my hope that the NFL and NHL follow suit.

Sweet,   are they gonna have those machines that look like they shred your ballot? 

I can't wait for the debates,   I'm going to have debate parties,  with plenty of weed and mushrooms.   It's the only way to watch 2 crazy old white guys tell us how they are going to run our lives.
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