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(06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: Thank you Clang McFly and ESAD. Glad you can recognize talent and enjoy Kenny's work, or art, for a more accurate description. Kenny will be PMing you some autographs, but make sure you're not being caught trying to resell it on eBay or something. A present of such from Kenny must be properly respected and valued.
Kenny is ready for that steak, Duchess lady. You can also bring that glass of Merlot, and have a sit. If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
Your Welcome, bro. 
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(06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Who the hell goes someplace new  & makes demands? A goddamn retard that's who. Shut the fuck up already.
Act like a good lady and shut the fuck up. Kenny understands most can't quite comprehend Him and understands His reasoning, but it will work out in the end.
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(06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr
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You keep telling her Kenny!!
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Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.
Hairy thinks that Kenny reminds her of a less funny version of Sonny.
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Interesting....Welcome Kenny 
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(06-20-2012, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr
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(06-20-2012, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr
Kenny knew this already, as no woman is qualified to administer anything other than head. I told you what I told you to simply have you come out and say that you are a 325 lbs guy name Duchess, using an av of a sweet pair of titties and some sexy outfit. Kenny's plans always work to perfection.
Super homo move, dude.
Kenny needs something to powder his nose with. Then He is going to take a shower and go out for a few drinks, shake hands with a few fans.
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(06-20-2012, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr
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(06-20-2012, 05:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.
Hairy thinks that Kenny reminds her of a less funny version of Sonny.
Who is this Sonny you are talking about? Is he also a high profile professional sport celebrity like Kenny? If so Kenny must meet him and discuss strategy.
In regards to this virgin thing, Kenny has not been a virgin for a long time. At an early age Kenny lost his virginity to a couple of Swedish twins, and He has never gone for a day without performing His God given talents. But that's another story for another time.
I understand most of you are not quite comfortable or simply don't know how to communicate with celebrities. Kenny knows He might very well be the sport hero most of you grew up idolizing. Kenny gets it, ok. It will be fine. Kenny also knows how to get down to your level so we can communicate equally. We will make it work.
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(06-20-2012, 05:39 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.
I understand most of you are not quite comfortable or simply don't know how to communicate with celebrities.
Not so, Kenny. Hairy met the Octomom at Babies-R-Us once and used to be friends with Linda Blair when she had her head screwed on right. I understand your rap. Really.
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Don't call yourself Hairy. Hot D suits you so much better, you're beautiful.
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(06-20-2012, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:15 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr
fucking lol
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(06-20-2012, 05:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Don't call yourself Hairy. Hot D suits you so much better, you're beautiful.
LC calls me "Hairy", JimBone has a couple of times. Cracker used to call me "DogHair". All work.
Since Kenny's in the house, Duchess, I'll just defer to whatever he prefers. You probably should too. He's the man after all (and famous too). I fear that I'm being Kennytized already. 
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I fucked Cindy Lauper in college, does that count?
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(06-20-2012, 05:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Don't call yourself Hairy. Hot D suits you so much better, you're beautiful.
+1
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(06-20-2012, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:39 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.
I understand most of you are not quite comfortable or simply don't know how to communicate with celebrities.
Not so, Kenny. Hairy met the Octomom at Baby'sRUs once and used to be friends with Linda Blair when she had her head screwed on right. I understand your rap. Really.
Octomom. ouch. Kenny wouldn't fuck that with his worse enemy's dick. What a fucking mess that thing is. Bitch belongs in a zoo.
Ok, Kenny now is going to go to read some more on the Luka Magnotta case. He can only hope his posting style is not misinterpreted in more "serious" threads, but He thinks having some sort of "different" online personality is better than to have none at all. Kenny believes it just makes for a more entertaining experience for other forum members, and Kenny is obviously never wrong.
Much like Da Vinci, Ghandi and LeBron, we are all too far ahead of our time and only fully appreciated when looking from retrospection.
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Try again using English, retard.
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If you capitalize "He," you should also capitalize "We" to maintain the flow of your stupid shit.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(06-20-2012, 05:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (06-20-2012, 05:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Don't call yourself Hairy. Hot D suits you so much better, you're beautiful.
LC calls me "Hairy", JimBone has a couple of times. Cracker used to call me "DogHair". All work.
Since Kenny's in the house, Duchess, I'll just defer to whatever he prefers. You probably should too. He's the man after all (and famous too). I fear that I'm being Kennytized already.
Kenny usually does not like to go by other people's perspective in "Hotness", but as a point of reference He calls most of his many women by the same pet name. He uses hot piece of ass. Women take it much like a compliment, considering the source. Occasionally, after a longer than usual fuck session and when most feel vulnerable and open up to him, he sometimes refers to them simply as "tits".
With all of this being said, I think Hot D suits you.
Don't mention it. It's all right.
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