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Get ready to be Kennytized
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#121
06-20-2012, 08:46 PM
(06-20-2012, 08:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

*snicker*

This is one of those times where I need to take you and LC over my knee!

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06-20-2012, 08:48 PM


Jesus Christ. I actually snorted.
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06-20-2012, 08:48 PM


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#124
06-20-2012, 09:16 PM
(06-20-2012, 05:30 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: .... as no woman is qualified to administer anything other than head.

Dick's gonna be kicking himself for not coming up with this one ^^^ first.
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#125
06-20-2012, 09:58 PM
(06-20-2012, 09:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-20-2012, 05:30 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: .... as no woman is qualified to administer anything other than head.

Dick's gonna be kicking himself for not coming up with this one ^^^ first.

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#126
06-20-2012, 10:06 PM
(06-20-2012, 08:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Kenny's OK when he's not 'impressing' you guys. he just made a quite intelligent post in crime forum.

Kenny does not quite understand you, as all of his posts can only be nothing but intelligent.
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#127
06-20-2012, 10:20 PM
Just opened this thread... ten pages. . .
Can anyone bullet point for me fundamentally what's going on?
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06-20-2012, 10:21 PM
?..Oh yeah right...yep...what?...fucking dumbass....LOL...nope...uh huh....jesusfuckingchrist....facepalm.
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#129
06-20-2012, 10:24 PM
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Ok, cool. Got it.
Thanks!
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06-20-2012, 10:25 PM
I wish I was joking.
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06-20-2012, 10:28 PM
I love that you included my face palm. Thanks!
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06-20-2012, 10:31 PM
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06-20-2012, 10:58 PM
OnBendedKnee feels bad because his introduction thread was, and still is, only a few pages long?

Don't take it this hard, friend. Not everyone has the magnetism and personality of Kenny Powers. There is a reason why Kenny is one of the biggest stars in sports. There is a reason why Kenny has tens of millions of tweeter fans, and his own television program. Kenny is a celebrity, and you are not. I will pm you a few of my signed memorabilia to make you feel better.
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#134
06-20-2012, 11:03 PM
Kenny...I'd like to introduce you to Jesus Christ.
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06-20-2012, 11:49 PM
(06-20-2012, 11:03 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Kenny...I'd like to introduce you to Jesus Christ.

Too late, Riotgear or whatever the fuck you are: Jesus and Kenny are on a first name basis. In a way, Jesus and Kenny are exactly the same: He came to Earth to save us, and Kenny has come to Mock to save you as well. But unlike Jesus, I will succeed.

Yes. Kenny is that good.
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06-20-2012, 11:52 PM
Welcome Kenny. I hope you enjoy your time here at Mock. I wish you the best of luck and hope you have a great day.
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06-21-2012, 12:01 AM
What has Kenny invented?



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06-21-2012, 12:03 AM
(06-20-2012, 11:49 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: ...Kenny has come to Mock to save you as well. But unlike Jesus, I will succeed.

Yes. Kenny is that good.


Yeah, well, I guess I'm pretty much going to hell because I just don't see it.

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06-21-2012, 12:06 AM
Kenny's got two rules he lives by:

"He don't fuck with the devil and he don't do tag teams
with blood relatives."
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06-21-2012, 12:12 AM
Could we be more specific about just exactly what constitutes 'blood' relative?
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