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To the moon Alice!

I glad you posted that, I've been practicing while cooking my collard greens. Unfortunately I got so caught up in it though that I burnt all the bacon for my deviled eggs.

That's cool af. Is there a story with that?

Once upon a time some old fart had to much time on his hands.

Asshole.

http://www.tworvgypsies.us/!USA-trip7-20...enter.html

Was that you who bought mister kelso crocs?

Yeah.

Why?

I don't remember the specifics but he was having health issues and none of his shoes fit. So I got him some crocs and he seemed to like them.

Is there a problem?

No, it was just kinda weird, then they got stolen at the hospital lol.

Why is that weird?

He wanted lightbulbs.

You met some old, sick guy named Mr. Kelso on the internet and you bought him a pair of crocs because none of his other shoes fit and then they were stolen at the hospital? Yeah that's kind of weird.