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I love that story.
I was afraid to read it. 50 I saw cats & free fall and I didn't want to go any further. I didn't want an awful picture in my head.
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It's like a different language.
I understood perfectly.   Smiley_emoticons_slash
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Mmmmm. Boobs.
Flip Flops, Flip Flops, what Flip Flops!? hah
Flip flops can be a fun name for boobies as well!
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(06-18-2019, 09:18 AM)Rootilda Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 1c8d6fc3af71e75fabeab6dcb84917304ec20501...be82de.jpg]

Someone did something similar to me. She put a goddamn trump magnet on the side of my fridge and I never noticed for many months. It would probably still be there if she didn't grab it off one day and asked what the hell was wrong with me, how could I not notice.

...the same friend who went to Disney with her family and brought me home a friggin' trump keychain. She thinks this shit is hilarious.
Well, that *is* pretty funny but then it sounds like something I'd do because I'm obnoxious.
If that's the criteria then ALL my friends are obnoxious. In fairness, it is funny and we still laugh about it.

That little fuckin' trump keychain sits on a shelf on my desk. I just looked up at him and he's giving me 2 thumbs up.
This grumpy dude at the local bar was a "former" Marine who thought he owned the place. The bartender had a license plate frame that said "Honk if you're Gay" with rainbow flag. He wondered why people were honking at him for weeks before he discovered it. Dude was beyond pissed!