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(02-23-2020, 02:06 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]

That's a skinny dippin' spot.

Yeah, for a horror movie.

LOL
And all I could think when I look at that chair is how many spiders would love to live under it. Ick!

And earwigs. Big nope.

They could slither into your bum crack.

i would choke them out with my sumo sphincter.

Gawd, you guys. All I see in that picture is a beautiful, peaceful spot.

Now I'm thinking about the time we jumped in the lake and got blood suckers on our bodies. Jeezus. Y'all could fuck up a wet dream. C'mon!

But leaches are fun 

(02-25-2020, 05:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Gawd, you guys. All I see in that picture is a beautiful, peaceful spot.

Now I'm thinking about the time we jumped in the lake and got blood suckers on our bodies. Jeezus. Y'all could fuck up a wet dream. C'mon!

I've fucked up many a wet dream, just standing there staring and doing nothing.

my fever broke the other night, my bed was soaked.

oh and i haven't been able to ring the devil's doorbell in a week.

ASB is the devils trumpet. 

if that doesn't make my man mortar slamfire nothing will.

(02-26-2020, 01:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]

I love that so much! Ahahahahaha! It is perfection.