I watched a giraffe being born at a sanctuary in New York. I forget her name, damnit. I watched that webcam every freakin' day for months. I watched some eagles hatch too.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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(12-19-2019, 04:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I watched a giraffe being born at a sanctuary in New York. I forget her name, damnit. I watched that webcam every freakin' day for months. I watched some eagles hatch too.
I did that too once, years ago on YouTube. Brilliant.
I want to post two poems that are funny that I wrote years ago. I want you to tell me if they are funny or pathetic.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poems suck
And so do you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A perfume is lovely,
And so are you.
Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
The horse is grey,
And so is your hair.
Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
The hand is hairy,
And so are your legs.
Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
Corpuscles are red,
And so are your eyes.
Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Lips are flabby,
And so are your arms.
Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
Plants are green,
And so is your smile.
A poop is beautiful,
Just like you.