Mock

That scissor meme tho.

I always put scissors right back where I found them, in my house, at my work. Its all because of growing up w/ a mom who sews and I learned to never mix the scissors. Never.

I'm a fucking nut job in my office too. I always put stuff back a certain way. But not as much of a nut job as one boss I worked for-he would walk by the offices on the way out and "fix" them. It was so fucking ocd. Sometimes I would leave shit out just for him to fix. No wonder I didn't last!

Oh. Scissor meme. Not scissoring meme. :(

Sneaking in late!

And the heater tho.....there is a story to this!

One time I crawled through a dog door because I forgot the keys to the place that I was pet sitting. That was fun.

WAITING FOR THE TAILGATE PARTY!

400 pounds?

Fo fiddy

That's his nutsack.

Sally's dad?

I bet he was as skinny as your doodle rod.

PIT BULL MOUTH!!

(03-26-2022, 06:10 AM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]                     What a STACHE!
                                            (He could use some of that on his head)

What's that called? The hairy cucumber? The Fu Man Don't Do?

He can put 2, yes 2 rolls of Charmin on those.

(03-26-2022, 04:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I normally really like facial hair on a guy, but that's gross.

I do too.

I hadn't seen my boss in almost a week, he usually has 5 o clock shadow going on at 9 am and I've never seen him clean shaven. Today when he showed up his face was completely shaved and I got distracted while talking to him because I had never seen his face, but I didn't dare comment on it!

(05-22-2022, 12:27 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ] 5 o clock shadow

I like that look a lot. I'm not someone who thinks a man needs to be clean shaven in order to be appealing.