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Orange eyes are the shizzle!

My husband has it. I sleep on the couch most nights.

I have it, and my dad had it, he lived until 83 when Pancreatic Cancer said goodbye most likely from walking into a nuclear blast in the marines.

Your wife probably hopes you walk into a nuclear blast too. I recorded my husband one night just to show him what it sounds like and he got all pissed off.

Bitch please, she sounds like a fucking choo choo train.

Yeah right, my husband tries to claim that I snore too. No fucking way I sound like him unless I have a respiratory infection or something.

You're petite, probably crap tootsie rolls too.

I don't have actual bowel movements. It comes out as liquid because I drink so much beer and don't eat. Some would say that's not healthy, but it's working for me.

We need to start calling you squirt.

(10-30-2022, 09:23 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Bitch please, she sounds like a fucking choo choo train.

I don't want to hear about your sex life, you perv.

Go throw frisbees at the moon.

I found a post from rothschild trying to hit on some woman. He's pretty smooth, I bet she was impressed.

(11-05-2022, 10:07 PM)Rootilda2 Wrote: [ -> ]I found a post from rothschild trying to hit on some woman. He's pretty smooth, I bet she was impressed.

She was impressed alright. Then the sex doll sprung a leak and was deflated.

 @ both posts

Wow!

Unbelievable!!