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(12-31-2021, 06:34 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Or two T-rex fighting over a Baby Jesus snack.

(01-01-2022, 03:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]

Madonna and the Beastie Boys a million years ago.

You gotta fight ...........for the right

Do you know why the Two tampons wouldn't talk to each other?




























Because they are stuck up bitches!

  Made me laugh.

This has aged like a very fine wine.

A few says ago Lizzie went to her doctor for her annual checkup, when she removed her blouse, the doctor noticed a large red H. He asked her how she acquired the mark, and she said her boyfriend graduated from Harvard and was so proud he never took off his sweater even when they made love.

The next day Sally went to the same doctor for her annual checkup, when she removed her blouse, the doctor noticed a large blue Y. He asked her how she acquired the mark, and she said her boyfriend graduated from Yale and was so proud he never took off his sweater even when they made love.

A few days later Mirah went to the same doctor for her annual checkup, when she removed her blouse, the doctor noticed a large green M. He said let me guess, your boyfriend graduated from Michigan.  She replied, why would you say that? I don't have a boyfriend, but I do have a girlfriend that graduated from Wisconsin.

Lizzie has two passions - horses and weed.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!

 Aint that the truth.

OMG.  

Pass. the label says chocolate, but I'm not risking it.