Get ready to be Kennytized

[Eat Shit And Die]

Kenny is the tits round here.

[Kenny Powers]

If you capitalize "He," you should also capitalize "We" to maintain the flow of your stupid shit.

Kenny realizes you're a mix of an annoying fly in the summer heat, a bitch on the rag and a psychopathic stalker, but who the fuck are you and why are you speaking to Kenny without being spoken to?

If you bought one of Kenny's best selling books, you can come by and it will get signed. If you bought any of Kenny's other high quality products currently on the market, He will sign then as well. Otherwise, just shut your motherfucking mouth. Kenny has a very strong hand.

[Duchess]

He's vulgar.

[Cracker]

Most men are, they just hide it.

[HairOfTheDog]

Kenny usually does not like to go by other people's perspective in "Hotness", but as a point of reference He calls most of his many women by the same pet name. He uses hot piece of ass. Women take it much like a compliment, considering the source. Occasionally, after a longer than usual fuck session and when most feel vulnerable and open up to him, he sometimes refers to them simply as "tits".

With all of this being said, I think Hot D suits you.




Don't mention it. It's all right.

Well, Kenny, we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry. Just a friendly welcoming recommendation.

Enjoy the Magnotta thread!

[ramseycat]

If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.

I'm a dude, man. A 325 lb. hairy, sweaty hunk of burnin' love. Come to daddy. Grrrr

I laughed out loud to that one too.

As for Kenny...I just really have no words. Well except asshole. That one seems to fit although he is so much more than just an asshole.

[Midwest Spy]

Kenny, thanks for being you and brightening our collective day.

Watch out, though, there's a cranky old bastard named Dick who's not gonna want to give up his harem of lovelies so quickly.

He fights dirty.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Most men are, they just hide it.

Oi!

[Kenny Powers]

Kenny usually does not like to go by other people's perspective in "Hotness", but as a point of reference He calls most of his many women by the same pet name. He uses hot piece of ass. Women take it much like a compliment, considering the source. Occasionally, after a longer than usual fuck session and when most feel vulnerable and open up to him, he sometimes refers to them simply as "tits".

With all of this being said, I think Hot D suits you.




Don't mention it. It's all right.

Well, Kenny, we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry. Just a friendly welcoming recommendation.

Enjoy the Magnotta thread!

Thank you, Hot D. If this Midwest Spy is worthy of the Kenny, she would get some. During my many seasons as a super pro, I've spent many night in the Midwest. Good night with many women there. Rumor has it, if you measure and add all the cock strokes Kenny has used in women living in the state of Missouri alone, you can go around this planet 1 ¹⁄₂ times.


Kenny will make sure to drop your name to "MS".

[HairOfTheDog]

Kenny, thanks for being you and brightening our collective day.

Watch out, though, there's a cranky old bastard named Dick who's not gonna want to give up his harem of lovelies so quickly.

He fights dirty.

Ah MS, I was kinda hoping Kenny would get excited about the possibility of hittin' the spy and you had to come show your face. Killjoy.

EDIT: I guess you still have a taker - just saw that Kenny creeped in again while I was posting.

[Midwest Spy]

we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry.

HotD, I was lamenting the lack of hot guys for your sake?!?!

I'm shocked and.... hurt. Insinuating that Kenny and I get it on?

I realize I haven't flirted with you for a few days, but it doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you every waking moment.

[Lady Cop]

HairOfTheDog,

i only bestow affectionate nicknames like "Hairy" on people i like! let me know if you don't care for it.

[HairOfTheDog]

Kenny will make sure to drop your name to "MS".

MS is already thanking HOTD mentally. HOTD can feel it.

Take it easy, Kenny.

[Kenny Powers]

we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry.

HotD, I was lamenting the lack of hot guys for your sake?!?!

I'm shocked and.... hurt. Insinuating that Kenny and I get it on?

I realize I haven't flirted with you for a few days, but it doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you every waking moment.

Kenny sees you are a male. Well then, you could be Kenny's wing man if you find to be of value. You will greatly benefit from hanging out with Ken. His leftovers could feed entire nations, speaking metaphorically.

[Midwest Spy]

Kenny, thanks for being you and brightening our collective day.

Watch out, though, there's a cranky old bastard named Dick who's not gonna want to give up his harem of lovelies so quickly.

He fights dirty.

Ah MS, I was kinda hoping Kenny would get excited about the possibility of hittin' the spy and you had to come show your face. Killjoy.

EDIT: I guess you still have a taker - just saw that Kenny creeped in again while I was posting.

Bad timing on my part (as usual).

You know that David Bowie lyric?:

'this mellow-thighed chick has put my spine out of place'...

Rumor has it YOU were the inspiration.

[HairOfTheDog]

HairOfTheDog,

i only bestow affectionate nicknames like "Hairy" on people i like! let me know if you don't care for it.

You know that I like it! One my favorite songs is about someone named Hairy. I always hear it in my mind when you post to me.

[Eat Shit And Die]

we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry.

HotD, I was lamenting the lack of hot guys for your sake?!?!

I'm shocked and.... hurt. Insinuating that Kenny and I get it on?

I realize I haven't flirted with you for a few days, but it doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you every waking moment.

what a thigh slapper.

[Midwest Spy]

we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry.

HotD, I was lamenting the lack of hot guys for your sake?!?!

I'm shocked and.... hurt. Insinuating that Kenny and I get it on?

I realize I haven't flirted with you for a few days, but it doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you every waking moment.

Kenny sees you are a male. Well then, you could be Kenny's wing man if you find to be of value. You will greatly benefit from hanging out with Ken. His leftovers could feed entire nations, speaking metaphorically.

Back in the old days I would've said, 'Bullshit, you can be MY wingman', but nowadays, I don't want to work that hard.

I'd consider some of Kenny's leftovers.

[sally]

If you're going to pretend to be Kenny Powers you could at least be funny. I feel more Bob Sagetized.

[Lady Cop]

MS: I'd consider some of Kenny's leftovers.


have you no shame? no pride?

you'd settle for sloppy seconds now?

i am so disillusioned.