(02-01-2019, 11:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Sally, why are the people here so stupid?
Probably high levels of lead and mercury in their systems.
Sally why is it that a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy be such pussies?
You can't rely on poor Cartman to bare the weight of a whole generation of self entitled little idiots that were never taught any work ethics.
(02-17-2019, 03:28 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Probably high levels of lead and mercury in their systems.
They do eat a lot of fish & seafood around here. Hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.
(03-18-2019, 01:53 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]a whole generation of self entitled little idiots that were never taught any work ethics.
Those parents don't even want their kids to experience failure! How the actual fuck are they going to learn how to navigate life? Man. I feel a rant about participation trophies comin' on now. 
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If two women are in a Lesbian relationship and one decides to identify as man . . . are they now in a heterosexual relationship . . . IF they stay together?
Well to kill two birds with one stone, they are much like Hawaii's interstate highways. They might not officially be considered an interstate highway or a hetero couple, but they are still built under those standards.
The one with hairy pits is the man.
I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
(03-19-2019, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
Hirsute Sally, sounds like a great song title.
of course in my day; that was just SOP. I'm used to it.
(03-19-2019, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
If I was your husband I would pretend to like it, even if I didn't just to match your evil.
pretend the hat is sallys granny panties
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(03-19-2019, 08:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]pretend the hat is sallys granny panties
(12-21-2018, 09:20 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ] (12-20-2018, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (12-20-2018, 05:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Sally,
Why does "Ghostbusters" and "I want a new drug" sound the same? When I hear Huey Lewis i want a hot chocolate w/marshmallow.
This is one of those questions you can only answer for yourself. In the meantime don't be afraid of no ghosts because they'll probably be visiting your crotchety old ass in the next few days.
You're anal fixation is beginning to worry me. Perhaps you need some Preparation-H or maybe an intervention.
(03-19-2019, 08:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (03-19-2019, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
If I was your husband I would pretend to like it, even if I didn't just to match your evil.
He's trying for that. Yeah, like I'm really going to fall for it. The next time I'm shaving it nice and pretty is when he's on his death bed.
(03-19-2019, 11:58 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (12-21-2018, 09:20 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ] (12-20-2018, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (12-20-2018, 05:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Sally,
Why does "Ghostbusters" and "I want a new drug" sound the same? When I hear Huey Lewis i want a hot chocolate w/marshmallow.
This is one of those questions you can only answer for yourself. In the meantime don't be afraid of no ghosts because they'll probably be visiting your crotchety old ass in the next few days.
You're anal fixation is beginning to worry me. Perhaps you need some Preparation-H or maybe an intervention.
(03-19-2019, 08:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (03-19-2019, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
If I was your husband I would pretend to like it, even if I didn't just to match your evil.
He's trying for that. Yeah, like I'm really going to fall for it. The next time I'm shaving it nice and pretty is when he's on his death bed.
Dammit. He needs to up his game with really smelly farts/Dutch ovens daily and not showering for awhile, possibly shaving all his body hair. Picking his nose and not using utensils to eat might also help.
Oh and clipping his fingernails and toenails and then eating them and/or leaving them all over the place.
Clang, that is not really insulting enough, please try again.
