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(01-22-2017, 12:12 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not answering any of you asshole's questions anymore.

Well unless it's a normal one.

How do sex?

google no help.

answer fast peepee enbiggening.
Hi gorgeous, fancy getting ... vicious? And .... violent? And ... you know .... stuff?! Smiley_emoticons_smile

What will it be next? Botswana or Zanzibar?

I love Gypsies. They run a drive thru for Class A's in Ferrol. Best fast food chain ever! What's not to love about them?!
(01-22-2017, 12:31 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.
Get a lesbian haircut and you wont need one.
(01-23-2017, 05:34 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-22-2017, 12:31 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I have two and the Tourmaline does dry my hair a lot faster despite the air not coming out as fast and hot as the other one.
Get a lesbian haircut and you wont need one.

I've met some really striking lesbians that would bite your nose off before letting you get a piece of them. I wouldn't mess with them. Now you get a butch one and you might get away with fist a cuffs. Don't let the hair fool you. Or the smell.
Where the hell is Tiki............she should be saying this stuff.
I could not pull off a butch haircut even if I wanted be a butch. I'm no Chaz Bono.
Its good for the environment.
(01-21-2017, 12:40 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I believe Yung Ho may be a troll and not really an Asian person at all. I know it's shocking.
You wong. You verly verly wong! I am a Asian person... ooooh bing bing dong dong!
He didn't deny he was a troll though.
I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.
(01-23-2017, 10:51 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]You wong. You verly verly wong! I am a Asian person... ooooh bing bing dong dong!

Racist.










But funny.hah
(01-23-2017, 11:51 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.
Erm... yes yes I am. Also a cage fighter and a dolphin trainer too. Twang bong.
(01-23-2017, 11:51 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't care about him being a troll, it's just a huge relief off my shoulders knowing he's really Asian.

I would like him to produce his driving record. I mean bad driver springs to mind.
Can't be that bad I'm not in an Australian detention centre.
Well those detention centres are concentration camps. Terrible joints. Child rape the works.
Why didn't you tell me sooner. I would have stayed longer!!!


Sally, what's your opinion of french fries?
Is homosexuality a choice?
(01-25-2017, 05:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Sally, what's your opinion of french fries?

They should be called fat fuck fries.
I'll vouch for that!!!