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You can also use ground allspice, just only add a little bit though because it can become overpowering. You could also add some bullion if you need more salt.
Sally, generally speaking, do you think people have a heads up that they could die? I'm not talking about accidents, I'm talking about things like a massive heart attack, stroke, things of that nature.
Well my neighbor who was my age had a massive stroke and before she collapsed she told her husband she needs to get to a hospital right away. Then she just collapsed and never came out of it. She turned into a vegetable and died six months later.
You know what I'd like to know? Why do you bastards ask me questions and then when I take the time to answer you dont respond? What kind of shit is this?
Sally, I always respond, usually with a smart assed reply, remember I'm not like the rest of them. I am the maestro of microaggressions.
(01-23-2021, 11:25 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well my neighbor who was my age had a massive stroke and before she collapsed she told her husband she needs to get to a hospital right away. Then she just collapsed and never came out of it. She turned into a vegetable and died six months later.


Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to respond to questions on our obscure little site. Your presence is a blessing and if we lived in huts you would be the village medicine woman. Peace be with you...and also with you. So help me God. Amen. 
(01-23-2021, 04:21 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]You know what I'd like to know? Why do you bastards ask me questions and then when I take the time to answer you dont respond? What kind of shit is this?

Blame Duchess first, she outed you as  a gypsy ,  but never let you name a price.   I'd offer you the soul of my first child,  but that was offered and accepted a while back.
(01-23-2021, 11:25 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well my neighbor who was my age had a massive stroke and before she collapsed she told her husband she needs to get to a hospital right away. Then she just collapsed and never came out of it. She turned into a vegetable and died six months later.

5G will do that to you.
Knock it off rothschild, I'm really fucking upset about this.
(01-24-2021, 03:25 PM)rothschild Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-23-2021, 11:25 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well my neighbor who was my age had a massive stroke and before she collapsed she told her husband she needs to get to a hospital right away. Then she just collapsed and never came out of it. She turned into a vegetable and died six months later.

5G will do that to you.
Not very likely. His rap music is quite enjoyable.
Rap and "enjoyable" should never be used in the same sentence. Rap is NOT music. Music has a melody, always had and always will. Rap is spoken word plain and simple. Add a bass beat and it becomes.............hip hop. 

So it is said and so it shall be. 

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(01-24-2021, 08:39 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Knock it off rothschild, I'm really fucking upset about this.

It'll happen to you too if you don't smarten up. 5G is a killer -- for real. But if you want to end up a COVID statictic, be my guest.
(01-24-2021, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Rap and "enjoyable" should never be used in the same sentence. Rap is NOT music. Music has a melody, always had and always will. Rap is spoken word plain and simple. Add a bass beat and it becomes.............hip hop. 

So it is said and so it shall be. 

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Well I enjoy both rap and hip hop so   Burla2
Sally, do you realize how hot you are? Do you ever check yourself out in the mirror and poke yourself while making a sizzling sound?
(01-25-2021, 12:52 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Sally, do you realize how hot you are? Do you ever check yourself out in the mirror and poke yourself while making a sizzling sound?

You better baste her breasts. Nothing worse than dry breasts.
(01-25-2021, 12:52 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Sally, do you realize how hot you are? Do you ever check yourself out in the mirror and poke yourself while making a sizzling sound?
No, but I'm going to start.
Man. This thread. I can't even look at Sally now without getting a mental picture of her poking her ass and making a sizzling sound.   hah
(01-24-2021, 08:39 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Knock it off rothschild, I'm really fucking upset about this.


Is he talking about 5th generation technology?   28
(01-25-2021, 01:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Man. This thread. I can't even look at Sally now without getting a mental picture of her poking her ass and making a sizzling sound.   hah
I'm picturing bacon and sausage sizzling in sally's big hot skillet.
Do you think she has a cast iron skillet? Is that what they're called? She must, she's a cook and I've read women say they are a necessity.