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(05-25-2023, 08:06 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]Sally, do you ever make energy balls? (Shut up Mark!) or no bake coookies?

I was trying to make truffles the other day-and the fucking recipe called for olive oil-I followed the recipe and the chocolate didn't harden. (shut up Mark)
So I put it in the freezer, but by the time I had got to my lunch the chocolate had melted. So what i am going to do is put it back in a bowl, throw some oats in there and whatever else I can find that i think would be good rolled up into a ball, probably some peanut butter too.

Currents would be good in them.

(05-25-2023, 08:06 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]Sally, do you ever make energy balls? (Shut up Mark!) or no bake coookies?

I was trying to make truffles the other day-and the fucking recipe called for olive oil-I followed the recipe and the chocolate didn't harden. (shut up Mark)

 I get a kick out of those of us who know Mark needs to be preempted.

Preempted was my stage name!

(05-25-2023, 08:06 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]. . .  the chocolate didn't harden. (shut up Mark)

Temper, temper, temper . . . the chocolate, first.

Just a thought.

Tell me more

I had the balls at work today. They gave me energy. Just kidding, they are filled with chocolate and sugar and flax seed and hemp seed and caco

Sally, 
My stepdaughter said that uncircumcised men have to sit to pee, because it's impossible to aim.  Is this true?

No, they pee standing up too. I don’t know which group would win in an aiming contest, but I live with uncircumcised men and have never found a puddle of piss next to the toilet if that counts for anything.

Uncircumcised penis look like moles.

None of them look great to me. I just didn’t have my son circumcised because it’s not medically necessary and I don’t practice Jewish rituals. And as far as I know he doesn’t aim for the toilet, lose control of it like a garden hose and piss in the sink instead.

Never by Chicharrón from a mohel.

(06-16-2023, 10:36 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Never by Chicharrón from a mohel.

Sally, I don't have a question, I just want to draw your attention to something. I found your soul mate, not for love, nonono, but a cooking soul mate. He's you...with a dick. 

https://twitter.com/ChefReactions

He pisses his pants?

I laughed out loud at the one where she’s making a hamburger patty that looks like a face with eggs for the eyes and he said to smother it with a towel and put the fucking thing out of its misery. I can’t believe people are serious making some of that shit, it’s got to be a joke.

(06-18-2023, 03:21 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] making a hamburger patty that looks like a face with eggs for the eyes and he said to smother it with a towel and put the fucking thing out of its misery. 

"That's the sound of his soul exiting his body". 

I did not know it was a thing to do god awful stuff to food on TikTok, how come I never thought of slitting a chicken breast so it looks like a vagina and stuffing it with Fruity Pebbles. Learn something new everyday.

Or making fresh pasta out of dried pasta. That’s just genius. Why make the dried crap when you can crush it up in the blender, add some eggs, roll it out, hand cut it and make fresh.