(02-22-2017, 03:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (02-22-2017, 03:04 PM)Mohammed Wrote: [ -> ]Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.
You're such a tease.
There was a time I would have thought that ^^^^ would have meant you were coming to the United States.
Could you be opening your own restaurant?
If I ever, EVER, come to the States, I will let you know immediately. Once I realize I'm still alive in some cheap, dodgy motel with Sally by my side and some fucked up lights keeping blinking outside.
No, not opening my own. Yet. If the war is over once and I get all the outstanding amount from the Government in that delightfully dreadful sandbox that's a bit confused about its own Status Quo at the moment, then perhaps. But do remember, I came here for a holiday. A month long holiday in summer. Meaning I came with a suitcase full of shorts and shirts. And all of a sudden being told that's all I got. Because, well, war and all and not being able to go back. What a bummer!
Winter here can be quite .... cold.
So no, not my own, yet, but still, rather, and truly exciting! Once I'm there, y'all see!
(02-23-2017, 12:08 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]The what???
DA NOIZE, DA FUNK. THIS WARM WEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO SHAKE MY TRUNK.
Same, I'm blasting Bob for all the neighbours to hear.
Its already off. I'm sitting in my boxers, a bit scared of the hail storm and high winds outside.
(02-27-2017, 12:43 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ] (02-25-2017, 06:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Its already off. I'm sitting in my boxers, a bit scared of the hail storm and high winds outside.
Put it back on!
Nope. Its one daily ritual I won't change. No matter the season, I strip down to my boxers when I get home from work.
Your couch must look like a zebra skin.
No, it doesn't. Its a hand me down couch anyway so who cares? I work. My dad and brother spend more time on that couch than I do. It smells more like pee and old man balls because my Dad doesn't wash every day and his balls hang low and they wobble to and fro.
Thank Allah we don't have smellavision yet.
(02-27-2017, 07:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (02-27-2017, 12:43 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ] (02-25-2017, 06:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Its already off. I'm sitting in my boxers, a bit scared of the hail storm and high winds outside.
Put it back on!
Nope. Its one daily ritual I won't change. No matter the season, I strip down to my boxers when I get home from work.
I'm a commando person and I'm naked when I'm at home. Half the streets seen my floppy tits.
How do you feel about your nice thread turning into the home of smelly balls, pee-stained couches, floppy tits and such, sal?
I foresee some amusing exchanges about body odor, toe-jam, and genital warts coming soon.
Damned derelicts.
(02-28-2017, 04:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]How do you feel about your nice thread turning into the home of smelly balls, pee-stained couches, floppy tits and such, sal?
I foresee some amusing exchanges about body odor, toe-jam, and genital warts coming soon.
Damned derelicts.
How about renaming it: "Junior High Clown Thread?"
I guess it wasn't good enough that I gave them their own fucking room.
Plus they can't top the time that I told Clang to put his boogers on his toenail clippings and eat them as hors d'oeuvres. Amateurs.
(02-28-2017, 05:26 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I guess it wasn't good enough that I gave them their own fucking room.
Plus they can't top the time that I told Clang to put his boogers on his toenail clippings and eat them as hors d'oeuvres. Amateurs.
Yeah giving me my own room/thread worked out wonders for All About Clang.
I told you before the Clangsanity can't be contained. It spreads like a virus. Before you know it the Clang Flu has got you.
Yeah amateurs. Vomits and then eats his own vomit with a side of poop nuggets.
Go, Clang, go!
