Lucky I didn't mention that old BF that used to pound me up the arse (Cas my pussy feels like throwing a sausage through a tunnel) and if I had diarrhea he would clean his cock by giving me a few pumps up the pussy, just to get the shit off his dick. Then wipe it on the curtains as he left to get the sushi fish stank off it.
(02-28-2017, 10:50 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]Lucky I didn't mention that old BF that used to pound me up the arse (Cas my pussy feels like throwing a sausage through a tunnel) and if I had diarrhea he would clean his cock by giving me a few pumps up the pussy, just to get the shit off his dick. Then wipe it on the curtains as he left to get the sushi fish stank off it.
Sally .........why am I so lazy? I don't even want to change the calendar into March, what difference does it make anyways?
What difference does it make??? FFS!!! Lordes new album is about to come out. Thats what frickin difference it makes!!!
(03-01-2017, 10:42 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]What difference does it make??? FFS!!! Lordes new album is about to come out. Thats what frickin difference it makes!!!
I have to admit, I like the extended remix of 'Tennis Court'.
The Flume mix.
(02-28-2017, 10:50 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]Lucky I didn't mention that old BF that used to pound me up the arse (Cas my pussy feels like throwing a sausage through a tunnel) and if I had diarrhea he would clean his cock by giving me a few pumps up the pussy, just to get the shit off his dick. Then wipe it on the curtains as he left to get the sushi fish stank off it.
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You just insulted dipshits.
(03-01-2017, 08:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Sally .........why am I so lazy? I don't even want to change the calendar into March, what difference does it make anyways?
Life's too short to be worried about what month it is. It's another month to pay the bills and it's another month closer to death. It makes no difference if it's February, March, April, May or June.
(03-01-2017, 10:42 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]What difference does it make??? FFS!!! Lordes new album is about to come out. Thats what frickin difference it makes!!!
Whats so great about Lorde?
(03-01-2017, 05:53 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]HOMO!
Your lesbian mom.
Whats a mom? Do you mean mum in your pig English?
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Clang your posts are devoid of intellect. They make brain dead people in a coma look smart.
Okay you look smart now, happy?
(02-22-2017, 03:04 PM)Mohammed Wrote: [ -> ]Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.
It's been a few days and today is Jelly's birthday. I'm ready for the exciting news. Are you going to have a baby?
(03-02-2017, 02:06 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]Clang your posts are devoid of intellect. They make brain dead people in a coma look smart.
I use my intellect at work. I cum home and my brian don't werk so gud.
(03-02-2017, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (02-22-2017, 03:04 PM)Mohammed Wrote: [ -> ]Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.
It's been a few days and today is Jelly's birthday. I'm ready for the exciting news. Are you going to have a baby?
Hell no!! No more of those little people. But I did put it up just today on that thread you will most definitely see.
Sally did you ever find out what happened to your 3 boyfriends from high school.
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