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This is one of my favs: "And iam well above you mocktard morons" hahahaha You should always proofread when you are trying to be superior.

She looks like a rat. She doesn't have a car or an education. She doesn't have a job. She dresses her kids like castaways and can't seem to find even one shirt for her husband. She wears sweats and pajamas in public. She has a foul temper and a filthy mouth. She lives in extreme poverty. AND she posts nasty rants directed at total strangers on her son's memorial page. I'm missing the fabulousness of her, I guess.

Does she think the rest of us live like that? I don't even own a pair of sweat pants. (Helpful Hint: We wear yoga pants when we are slumming, Maytee. And we always brush our hair. And we wear leather flip flops, not plastic. See, I am trying to help you.)

(10-13-2011, 05:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]We wear yoga pants when we are slumming, Maytee. And we always brush our hair. And we wear leather flip flops, not plastic.

Word

So, I was soaking in my bubble bath tonight. Sipping on a bloody mary when I was bedazzled with an amazing idea. I know what this ladies problem is. She doesn't have a hobby, but out of the gayness of my heart. I shall provide her with the best activities that any sociopath would enjoy. I believe the mentally ill err challenged find these fun, so why can't she?

1. Adopt a pet ~ How about a parrot?
2. Brew beer/wine and engage in other food projects. ~ OMG, Cuban Moonshine!
3. Learn to Knit ~ A new pair of pajama pants? How cool!
4. Try kayaking ~ Just like riding a barrel from Cuba to Florida.
5. Teach yourself guitar ~ OMG, you could be the Tracy Chapman Of Ohio!
6. Take up golf ~ If that doesn’t work, use the clubs like Tiger Woods Ex Did On The Old Man!
7. Try gardening ~ Remember, “Weed” is illegal.
8. Coach a little league team ~ OMG, I can see it now! The Voodoo Bears!
9. Buy a telescope ~ That way you can watch, whoever is watching your facebook pages!
10. Volunteer for a charity ~ Remember, its not for you though!
11. Start a blog to vent your frustrations ~ Facebook doesn’t count.
12. Try beading~ Not the anal kind, it hurts!
13. Do Pilates ~ Girlfriend needs a workout and hair too!
14. Try joining a public speaking group~ never mind, she sucks at this.
15. Learn to DJ ~ OMG, DJ VOODOO!
16. Join a card playing group ~ Not dice in an alley
17. Buy an aquarium ~ But buy pretty & fancy fish! None of that piranha shit!
18. Get a metal detector and see what you can dig up ~ Or Check family/friends at the door!
19. Renovate or re-decorate a room in your house/apartment ~ Girl, you need a renovation! No doubt! Paint is first thing on that list!

Anyone else, feel free to add to the list! We should be here to help!

I just LOVE you SC

(10-13-2011, 11:13 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]So, I was soaking in my bubble bath tonight. Sipping on a bloody mary when I was bedazzled with an amazing idea.

I'm in love.

By any chance do you cook & are you willing to relocate?

(10-14-2011, 05:05 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-13-2011, 11:13 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]So, I was soaking in my bubble bath tonight. Sipping on a bloody mary when I was bedazzled with an amazing idea.

I'm in love.

By any chance do you cook & are you willing to relocate?

He is MY gay husband, stay away. I can drive to FLA faster than you can (and we all know you aren't going to hop on a plane). haha

(10-14-2011, 05:54 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]



I have my own gay guy but he only wants to take care of my hair. He refuses to cook, damnit.

Are you sure he's gay? I think he isn't and just wanted to do hair...

(10-14-2011, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm certain he's gay. Stephan & his partner are the most beautiful hunks of wasted man meat evah. *sigh*

Can we still say "ghey" "fag" and "homo?" I have called my brother "fag" since I was 13. He calls me "weenie."

What would you do with Maytee's hair, SC?

(10-13-2011, 05:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]This is one of my favs: "And iam well above you mocktard morons" hahahaha You should always proofread when you are trying to be superior.

She looks like a rat. She doesn't have a car or an education. She doesn't have a job. She dresses her kids like castaways and can't seem to find even one shirt for her husband. She wears sweats and pajamas in public. She has a foul temper and a filthy mouth. She lives in extreme poverty. AND she posts nasty rants directed at total strangers on her son's memorial page. I'm missing the fabulousness of her, I guess.

Does she think the rest of us live like that? I don't even own a pair of sweat pants. (Helpful Hint: We wear yoga pants when we are slumming, Maytee. And we always brush our hair. And we wear leather flip flops, not plastic. See, I am trying to help you.)

I only ever wear sweat pants when I am ill at home, people who wear them in public should be run over by a combine harvester.

i KNEW Duchess and Cracker would come out and argue over SC!

hahahahahahaha

(10-14-2011, 06:06 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Can we still say "ghey" "fag" and "homo?" I have called my brother "fag" since I was 13. He calls me "weenie."

What would you do with Maytee's hair, SC?

I am so cool with anything. My skin in not only supple, but thick. I also like a plethora of diverse cultural nicknames! Just like that Island Beaner we refer to here.

So glad you asked about her hair. As I twist my bubble yum around my pinky, I was thinking. What would a social retard who wants to be incognito go with. And then! TaaaDaaa!


It still retains that fucked up Joan Crawford Eyebrow look, and promotes "I'M Cuckoo" for cuban puffs at the same time.

(10-14-2011, 06:06 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Can we still say "ghey" "fag" and "homo?" I have called my brother "fag" since I was 13. He calls me "weenie."

What would you do with Maytee's hair, SC?

Actually they're dropping all of those names because of the negative connotations that they've picked up. The new thing to call them is FABULLLLOUUUUUSSSSS!

And you have to say it like that. Way better than all the others too.

And yes Maytee I want to be just like you.

I want to live in the neighborhood I moved out of over 15 years ago for a better life. I want to be barely literate. I want to be able to see myself on peopleofwalmart.com. I want to to have a top notch phone yet no car. Yep. I am green with jealousy.

I'm wondering if Johnny had much dealings with his family from the eastside. Because these postings sure aren't supporting Maytee's cause of Justice, and all.

this was right after the first arrest

JP free muh nigguh sam williams!!!
crazy nigguh.......

this was today's comment

JP don't matter how many tears yo mom cries, aint guna bring yo ass bak plus in hell u gone fry..either way they up outta here 4 good..now wen nigguhs mention my name they knokin on wood

(10-14-2011, 01:32 PM)Adub Wrote: [ -> ]I'm wondering if Johnny had much dealings with his family from the eastside. Because these postings sure aren't supporting Maytee's cause of Justice, and all.

this was right after the first arrest

JP free muh nigguh sam williams!!!
crazy nigguh.......

this was today's comment

JP don't matter how many tears yo mom cries, aint guna bring yo ass bak plus in hell u gone fry..either way they up outta here 4 good..now wen nigguhs mention my name they knokin on wood

Were these posts made on the page of someone who can be named here?

(10-14-2011, 08:55 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-14-2011, 06:06 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Can we still say "ghey" "fag" and "homo?" I have called my brother "fag" since I was 13. He calls me "weenie."

What would you do with Maytee's hair, SC?

I am so cool with anything. My skin in not only supple, but thick. I also like a plethora of diverse cultural nicknames! Just like that Island Beaner we refer to here.

So glad you asked about her hair. As I twist my bubble yum around my pinky, I was thinking. What would a social retard who wants to be incognito go with. And then! TaaaDaaa!


It still retains that fucked up Joan Crawford Eyebrow look, and promotes "I'M Cuckoo" for cuban puffs at the same time.

Good. I wouldn't want to hurt you like that.

Lurve the har!