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(10-21-2011, 03:28 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]this is mean but...have you seen the latest vomit-inducing gifs??

Wow...wings and all.
She makes these things...how could she have time to make all these
gifs, and still provide a proper home schooling for her boys?
Hmmmm...photoshop class I guess.

(10-21-2011, 03:42 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: [ -> ]how could she have time to make all these
gifs, and still provide a proper home schooling for her boys?

Friday is Arts 'n Crafts Day at the Clarke School for Boys and Higher Learnin'.

(10-21-2011, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

We have a Tard Dictionary somewhere, some of this shit should be going in it.

Fibo and Tiki are offending my tender sensibilities. bitches.

Maybe it was done by voodoo.

We are repeat offenders.

We are repeat offenders.


(get it? Hahahhahaa!)

(10-21-2011, 03:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]Fibo and Tiki are offending my tender sensibilities.

Should I go trolling for a tard for them to gnaw on?

(10-21-2011, 03:44 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]Friday is Arts 'n Crafts Day at the Clarke School for Boys and Higher Learnin'.

Why does heaven look like the cover to a gay porn?

Maybe I should be glad I'm going to hell.

(10-21-2011, 04:45 PM)MikeyA Wrote: [ -> ]Why does heaven look like the cover to a gay porn?

Maybe I should be glad I'm going to hell.

I have never seen a gay porn that looked like that. But I guess we all have our own private fantasy about gay porn.

EDIT : OOPS my bad, I just saw the one with angel wings. Yep, that looks like a cover! Carry on! cha cha cah.....

(10-21-2011, 04:45 PM)MikeyA Wrote: [ -> ]Why does heaven look like the cover to a gay porn?

Maybe I should be glad I'm going to hell.

I was wondering about the "Hope" thing. What does she have to hope for? Her kids are going to be stupid because they are home schooled, the one she liked is deceased, they all think they are Cuban even though they are all from Toledo, they don't work, they don't even have a car.

She must mean the lottery. Because other than a huge imaginary windfall, her life is shit.

(10-21-2011, 05:02 AM)Brennan Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-19-2011, 10:18 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: [ -> ]I'd be thankful if you knew the difference between "to" and "too".

Personally, I don't give a flying fuck how JS'sMom spells- and IMO your "jumping" on her ass after every post is starting to appear as if you are compensating for your own low self-esteem. Since this is MOCK, and we all are entitled to voice our own wishes- I wish you would learn some tact.

Is it the bisexual thing that turned you in her favor? Or maybe because big girls stick together? Especially two bisexual big girls. I imagine you would have to get the hose to get them unstuck...

You mentioned "tact" in the wrong arena. This isn't a mommy board.

It is sweet you are protecting anything-humper's feelings, but please show your support in PMs to your new bestie. Feel free to dog me as much as you would like in your private conversation. No matter to Cracker. Just keep your stupid shit off the boards in future.

Thanks.

(10-21-2011, 04:58 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-21-2011, 04:45 PM)MikeyA Wrote: [ -> ]Why does heaven look like the cover to a gay porn?

Maybe I should be glad I'm going to hell.

I have never seen a gay porn that looked like that. But I guess we all have our own private fantasy about gay porn.

EDIT : OOPS my bad, I just saw the one with angel wings. Yep, that looks like a cover! Carry on! cha cha cah.....

Until ALL Gay porn is a spoof of Harry Potter movies. It'd be easy to do.

Harry Porker and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Porker and the Closet of Secrets
Harry Porker and the Prisoner of Asskaban
Harry Porker and the Order of the Penis
Harry Porker and the Deadly Swallows

I think JK Rowling is not telling us something!

(10-21-2011, 03:44 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]Friday is Arts 'n Crafts Day at the Clarke School for Boys and Higher Learnin'.

Today we are going to write letters to your dead brother. When you're done we will make insane accusations about innocent people. We will finish it off with a trip to the cemetery. Extra Credit if you can stand to listen to me wail the whole time or as I call it forevermore.

(10-21-2011, 06:42 PM)MikeyA Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-21-2011, 03:44 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]Friday is Arts 'n Crafts Day at the Clarke School for Boys and Higher Learnin'.

Today we are going to write letters to your dead brother. When you're done we will make insane accusations about innocent people. We will finish it off with a trip to the cemetery. Extra Credit if you can stand to listen to me wail the whole time or as I call it forevermore.

And the reward for the best post tonight (so far) goes to MIKEY! OMFG!

Vocab list for next week:

Fatal-to experience the pain of being photographed in your pajamas in the cemetery.

Forevermore- longer than forever, but not long enough to get dressed.

Babiboi- cemetery dweller and constant reminder of what a shit mother one has been.

Justice- bleating and pointing fingers at anyone and everyone in hope no one will notice one's stained pajamas, or shitty parenting.

La cubana- old aol screen name

Voice- I WILL SAY WHAT I WANT AND IF I SAY IT LOUD AND OFTEN ENOUGH SOMEONE MIGHT GET SUCKED IN!!!1!! ForEBERMooooaArrR!

God- he don't like ugly.

I think I peed myself because I can't stop laughing!