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(12-30-2020, 04:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-30-2020, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I ate crap food the other day and it was some of the most delicious food I've eaten all year. I didn't give any thought at all to what I was putting in my body, I simply ate it and it was so good. I've thought about it for 2 days now.

Welcome to my world. I eat crap food every day without thinking about it. Was supposed to call a nutritionist to eat healthier like 3 weeks ago. Oh well this introverted, procrastinating fat fuck will get around to it eventually.

No you won't.

(wipes cheetos crumbs from face and chin) YETH EYE WHEEL!

(12-31-2020, 12:00 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-30-2020, 04:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-30-2020, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I ate crap food the other day and it was some of the most delicious food I've eaten all year. I didn't give any thought at all to what I was putting in my body, I simply ate it and it was so good. I've thought about it for 2 days now.

Welcome to my world. I eat crap food every day without thinking about it. Was supposed to call a nutritionist to eat healthier like 3 weeks ago. Oh well this introverted, procrastinating fat fuck will get around to it eventually.

No you won't.

You're probably right. Two week vacation and I've done nothing but clean my apartment, laundry, and food shop for crap food.

(12-30-2020, 09:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]What the fuckity fuck is a poop cafe? It's shit, that's what. 

Poop is like breast feeding. Hide that crap!

Mark, you know I'm really missin' my favorite smiley right now.

(02-09-2021, 01:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

DANGER! DANGER!

                                                         

It's Girl Scout cookie time.

They're too late. I already bought peanut butter cups and peanut brittle from one of my co-worker's kids.

(02-09-2021, 01:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

DANGER! DANGER!

                                                         

It's Girl Scout cookie time.

I really wish that the girl scouts got more money for selling them.     Boxes of gs cookies run between 5 and 6 bucks.   The girl who is selling them gets 50 cents a box credited to her account.

That's how that rapper got his name.

I've never though GS cookies were great. Local bakeries are cheaper and well, the cookies are warm.

(02-14-2021, 07:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Gawd...and that's supposed to give them some kind of business sense? Ridiculous.

No,  it's not supposed to give them any kind of business sense,   it's supposed to allow them an opportunity to put money into their individual girl scout accounts.    I can see that you've never had a child in either girl or boy scouts.   Uniforms are required,   they cost money,  dues are required,  they cost money,  field trips and camp outs are required,  they cost money.   Both girl scouts and boy scouts advertise in schools to recruit children.   If you're poor,  but don't want to tell your kid no,  you do your best to sell cookies or popcorn.   Girls sell cookies,  boys sell popcorn.

My kids never did that bullshit. First of all because I didnt like leaving them with other people on camp outs and such and I sure as fuck didn't want to go along.

When I was in the boy scouts we had paper drives. Sometimes we would find racy magazines in the pile.

(02-19-2021, 12:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Really? Maybe you should go have a chat with them given you know it all.  One of the first sentences in their description as to why they sell cookies is "selling cookies teaches the girls important skills like leadership and money management".

Since you're willing to take that at face value, could you explain for those of us who don't how selling cookies imparts leadership and teaches girls how to manage money?

(02-19-2021, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Why in the world would you look to me to explain that to you?

Oh wait, you didn't take it at face value. Never mind.