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I made seafood soup for lunch and burritos for dinner.

(01-21-2024, 11:15 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]Get one of those home delivery services that comes with the special oven and QR codes for every dish.

Or you could hire a personal chef to come in and make meals for the week.

I'm too cheap for that, I'd rather starve.  Or fuck for food.

(01-21-2024, 02:24 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-20-2024, 06:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Why can't I have someone cook for me everyday? Why?   

I can't be motivated to cook for myself, but I'm a people pleaser at heart. I'd totally cook for you every day. #manservant  #friendwithoutbenefits

(01-21-2024, 03:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-21-2024, 11:15 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]Get one of those home delivery services that comes with the special oven and QR codes for every dish.

Or you could hire a personal chef to come in and make meals for the week.

I'm too cheap for that, I'd rather starve.  Or fuck for food.

*coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*

I don't know what Clang said up there, but I'm making dinner tomorrow night and you don't even have to fuck me. I mean I'll make you dinner anyways, I mean, where is the dessert? Can you at least bring the whip cream?

Tan fowl tan bovine

I’m doing something wrong, I’m putting out, supplying lodging and still have to cook

Cumin.

(01-21-2024, 04:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]*coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*

(01-22-2024, 11:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-21-2024, 04:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]*coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*

Yes sometimes. He makes fun of people that cook disgusting shit and some of them are pretty funny. We’ve talked about this four times now, Dementia Dutch.

But this isn't the Ask Sally thread, so you can't charge her.

If I charged her a nickel for every time she repeats herself I’d have like seven bucks by now. And that’s not including the Trump crap.

I watch 'worst cooks' sometimes.   I think Duchess should apply for that show

(01-25-2024, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]It's only filmed in the UK.

Oh shit,  I didn't know that.   The pottery throwdown is filmed in the UK, too.

Mrs. Biggies pottery stuff is crossing the pond right now, she just needs to buy a kiln.

It was my stage name!