You see babies, I see lunch.
(05-07-2015, 08:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]You see babies, I see lunch.
Is baby deer meat tastier(never had venison)? I wouldn't want you killing the baby deers either. Kill the adult deers.
Those pictures are precious Duchess!
(05-08-2015, 04:26 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]Those pictures are precious Duchess!
Thanks! I'm not a very good photographer (compared to some in here) but it's fun for me nonetheless, except for when the geese chase me. Do you know how hard it is to laugh and run at the same time? Hard!
(05-07-2015, 11:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (05-07-2015, 08:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]You see babies, I see lunch.
Is baby deer meat tastier(never had venison)? I wouldn't want you killing the baby deers either. Kill the adult deers.
Venison is any wild game and I wouldn't shoot a baby unless it had a broken leg or something.
(05-08-2015, 09:34 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Venison is any wild game
Oh. noes. I learned something at Mock. Time to post something stupid and try to forget my "lurning".
I need some easy salad recipes. Fucking hell.
Pussy - it's what's for dinner.
Goddamn I love this place.
Oven fried chicken. Sautéed asparagus. Maybe some potatoes.
(05-18-2015, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
Pussy - it's what's for dinner.
Goddamn I love this place.
Future Clang's pussy dinner is fading from the timeline. Spent almost a half hour in FB chat and still can't get first date set up. She's all hi baby, can you send me your pic for my phone background?
She calls you baby? Oh god.
I know. Aggressive and creepy, right? We haven't even had the first date.
And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
(05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.
(05-18-2015, 01:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.
The fact that she wants to have your pic on her phone when you haven't even met is kind of creepy.
I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.
(05-18-2015, 08:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.
I agree.
(05-18-2015, 08:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 01:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.
The fact that she wants to have your pic on her phone when you haven't even met is kind of creepy.
I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.
This. Hit and forget it. Close your FB account and keep close tabs on your pets.
That's terrible advice, Gunnar.
A 40-year-old male virgin who has a woman showing a lot of interest shouldn't run for the hills just because she seems a little weird and obsessive. It's not like he would be widely considered an ideal romantic partner himself.
He might hit it and find her to be crazy fun and likeable -- Clang could overlook some of her odd tendencies and character flaws in that case.
I mean, he's gonna have to introduce her to his cross-dressing at some point if this relationship ever gets off the ground and goes anywhere -- the fact that she's a little strange might make her more likely to be accepting of that than most women. Give and take and all...