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(01-22-2020, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Or he could just get rid of the fucking canned corned beef hash all together and just eat the poached egg and tomato and stop being a fat fuck.
I need motivation like girlfriend or wife or personal trainer to stop being a fat fuck. Doctor tried to put me on a 2200 calorie diet years ago, but I don't have time to measure out half a cup of this, 34 cup of that so I was like fuck that shit. It also doesn't help that I live alone and have zero willpower and impulse control.
(01-22-2020, 04:36 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]I watched the whole thing *facepalm*... only because I was waiting for two things that never even happened...one; the bit where she put the yap yap dog into lasagna, and two; The scene to turn to night vision and a seedy poker player to walk out and rail her...

Just like eating that lasagna would be; very fucking disappointing!

SRSLY

Unicorn mist. WTF


Seriously WTF WAS ALL OF THAT?! OMG

If she got any hair in that lasagne I would die.

And what is with the gloves?
once i recover enough i'm making this.


I've never had an enchilada.
aye mios dios
this little fucker can grub...



I'm so hungry.
I just made stuffed mushrooms. Yum!
I stuffed them with sausage, gr onion , goat cheese and cheddar cheese.
Mmmmm goat cheese! NomNomNom
yummy
Steaks and baked potato's last night.
It's so beautiful here again today.  Tonight I'm barbecuing hot dogs and hamburgers and we're gonna eat outside.
(04-05-2020, 04:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]It's so beautiful here again today.  Tonight I'm barbecuing hot dogs and hamburgers and we're gonna eat outside.

I love doing that! And do it as often as I can in the Summer.
rainy and cold, the spa will be extra nice tonight.
Rainy here too. I'm making elk steaks with cabbage noodles, but I'll have to make the steaks inside.
wth is cabbage noodles and where did you get Elk?
My husband ordered elk and buffalo steaks online from The Honest Bison. Cabbage noodles is a Hungarian dish where you shred the cabbage and cook it long and slow until it's caramelized and then mix it with cooked egg noodles.
That fucker better realize how lucky he is.
Those kind of places have Ostrich and Alligator. All kinds of strange stuff.
Peanuts crushed by elephants into a creamy sauce with spices and butter put between selected special grapes from the fields of Greece hand picked and fermented in a wooden cask until they are the right texture. Put between two slices of the finest wheat from Kansas and cooked in an oven until the outside is golden brown before slicing into flattened pieces.

Or......

P & J sandwiches.