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I'm making stuffed shells. Yup. I'm trying to get motivated to go back to the kitchen.
(08-19-2016, 01:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I'm making stuffed shells. Yup. I'm trying to get motivated to go back to the kitchen.

Are you wearing an apron, heels and nothing else?
(08-19-2016, 02:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]Are you wearing an apron, heels and nothing else?


Bare foot, maxi skirt, bikini top, all summer long at home.
Its so damn hot I strip down the minute I get home lol. If I lived alone I'd be strolling around butt nekkid.
You'd have a zebra stripe couch.
I was skinny dipping last night, Fred and Barney enjoyed the new found freedom.
(08-19-2016, 11:27 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Its so damn hot I strip down the minute I get home lol. If I lived alone I'd be strolling around butt nekkid.


Same here. My dad and brother don't appreciate me dancing around the apartment butt nekkid after taking a shower. Especially in front the neighbors. But fuck it I don't care.
(08-20-2016, 08:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I was skinny dipping last night, Fred and Barney enjoyed the new found freedom.


Oooo la la, Maggottyboo.

I'm free the rest of the day! Yay! I think you all should come to my house. We'll throw a party for FQ2, pre-wedding and all that happy horse poop.
(08-19-2016, 11:27 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]I'd be strolling around butt nekkid.


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(08-20-2016, 10:06 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-20-2016, 08:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I was skinny dipping last night, Fred and Barney enjoyed the new found freedom.


Oooo la la, Maggottyboo.

I'm free the rest of the day! Yay! I think you all should come to my house. We'll throw a party for FQ2, pre-wedding and all that happy horse poop.

Is your pool running?


Yes, I had to replace the filter and something else because it kept throwing the breaker but it's been running for awhile now.


...but it's still hot as fuck here and the pool doesn't offer much relief.
The motors on the filters go quick sometimes. I had to replace mine 3 years ago and its been fine ever since. The old one made a hell of a racket and the new one is extra quiet.
(08-20-2016, 10:06 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-20-2016, 08:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I was skinny dipping last night, Fred and Barney enjoyed the new found freedom.


Oooo la la, Maggottyboo.

I'm free the rest of the day! Yay! I think you all should come to my house. We'll throw a party for FQ2, pre-wedding and all that happy horse poop.

I'm on my way!
Great timing...I'll be married by this time next week. Next Friday, high noon at the courthouse.
(08-20-2016, 10:09 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Is your pool running?

(08-20-2016, 10:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Yes

Well you better go after it and catch it.
Outback Steakhouse take out. It was pretty awful. If I get stuck on the toilet tonight I've already sent Clang rescue instructions. I figured he was the most qualified.
(09-02-2016, 08:36 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Outback Steakhouse take out. It was pretty awful. If I get stuck on the toilet tonight I've already sent Clang rescue instructions. I figured he was the most qualified.

Instructions? More like insucktions.

Sorry,you're on your own. I can't get through this video series on How to Break Your Butt Suction without giggling like a little school girl.

....5 days later....Tape Number Two(*giggle,snort*)...How to Pull and Jerk Your Way to Suckcess.....*dies laughing*


You're grounded. Go to your room.
(09-03-2016, 01:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ][Image: dumb-and-dumber-fart-scene-o.gif] GIFSoup

hah