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LuMPyPussy Wrote:I bought some ginko biloba capsules but I forgot where I put them.

**snort**

Birthday Cake Friend-Z from Friendly's is YUMMY!!! ::bigg::

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

post it note Wrote:The door thing happens almost anytime there is more than one door. There can be six sets of double doors side by side and people will change their path and/or wait to walk though the one that someone else opens....sheeple...

Another rant of mine... I was in a very large ladies' restroom at work one day... there must've been 12 stalls... and I'm on one end. No one else in there but me and of course the next person to come in has to choose the fucking stall right next to me. What, you want company while you're taking a dump? :?

That happens all the time where I work. We need to publsih a book on Ladies Room Etiquette.

Rile 1) don't leave the sinks and counter full of your nasty hair.

Rule 2) why on earth would anyone want to brush their teeth in the nasty assed sinks in a public restroom? Don't do it.

Rule 3) maintain at least a stall away from another occupied stall when ever possible.

Rule 4) do not stand at the sink fixing your hair and makeup when someon is obviously trying to poop in peace.

Rule 5) make sure whatever you leave in the toilet goes down when you flush. Flush as many times as necessary to ensure that it does.

Rule 6) do not stand with the bathroom door open talking to someone in the hall when others are using the bathroom. The others walking by don't need to hear what is going on in the ladies room.

Feel free to add more ladies.... And Frank too.

I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

My penis operates well if you ask me. Damn well.

If you mean actual employment, no, I am on welfare and collect cans to support my heroine habit, coin collecting, and investing goals.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

It doesn't matter how "classy" the industry is. There is always one slob in the bunch that messes up the ladies room. I work with all college educated seemingly nice women. They are slobs. I am sure Lumpy knows what I mean.

At least women have the decency to flush after a number two poo poo doo doo.

Middle Finger Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

My penis operates well if you ask me. Damn well.

If you mean actual employment, no, I am on welfare and collect cans to support my heroine habit, coin collecting, and investing goals.

You've got a thing for Wonder Woman?

ramseycat Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

It doesn't matter how "classy" the industry is. There is always one slob in the bunch that messes up the ladies room. I work with all college educated seemingly nice women. They are slobs. I am sure Lumpy knows what I mean.

You want to write a rulebook for the one slob in the bunch? If you have multiple slobs to the point where it is a real issue, then your company and possibly industry likely has a lower average IQ and/or class.

Duchess Wrote:Go into any ladies room & you know immediately what kinda pigs some women can be...Some truly are disgusting creatures.

Exactly Duchess. It never ceases to amaze me.

MF I work for an insurance company. You can't get more boring, uptight, or conservative than that. And yet, there are those few that soil the ladies room everytime.

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

My penis operates well if you ask me. Damn well.

If you mean actual employment, no, I am on welfare and collect cans to support my heroine habit, coin collecting, and investing goals.

You've got a thing for Wonder Woman?

At one point I did, a little! Ah, Linda Carter ...

"you've got a thing for Wonder Woman?"
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Let's leave Sally out of this.

I'm not even talking about the slobs, just use a little common sense and don't sit next to me when I'm trying to move my bowels. I'm obviously stinking the joint up, are you purposely trying to get a snootful of shit molecules?

ramseycat Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Go into any ladies room & you know immediately what kinda pigs some women can be...Some truly are disgusting creatures.

Exactly Duchess. It never ceases to amaze me.

MF I work for an insurance company. You can't get more boring, uptight, or conservative than that. And yet, there are those few that soil the ladies room everytime.

Insurance companies are likely full of below average IQ people, I am guessing.

Middle Finger Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:I never worked in an industry or company that was full of morons and classless bitches, so I don't feel the need to help publish a rulebook on this.

Do you even work?

My penis operates well if you ask me. Damn well.

If you mean actual employment, no, I am on welfare and collect cans to support my heroine habit, coin collecting, and investing goals.

You've got a thing for Wonder Woman?

At one point I did, a little! Ah, Linda Carter ...

So how expensive can your heroine habit be when this woman's pushing 60?

Middle Finger Wrote:

ramseycat Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Go into any ladies room & you know immediately what kinda pigs some women can be...Some truly are disgusting creatures.

Exactly Duchess. It never ceases to amaze me.

MF I work for an insurance company. You can't get more boring, uptight, or conservative than that. And yet, there are those few that soil the ladies room everytime.

Insurance companies are likely full of below average IQ people, I am guessing.

You're probably right. You should think about that next time you have to renew your homeowners or car insurance. Or have to file a claim. We like people like you. ::sly::

I don't feel that way about her NOW, just THEN (before heroine, when I was a teen).

ramseycat Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:

ramseycat Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Go into any ladies room & you know immediately what kinda pigs some women can be...Some truly are disgusting creatures.

Exactly Duchess. It never ceases to amaze me.

MF I work for an insurance company. You can't get more boring, uptight, or conservative than that. And yet, there are those few that soil the ladies room everytime.

Insurance companies are likely full of below average IQ people, I am guessing.

You're probably right. You should think about that next time you have to renew your homeowners or car insurance. Or have to file a claim. We like people like you. ::sly::

People like me let all the lower IQ, classless, bathroom slobs work our insurance bullshit.