That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...I'd stick with it too.
There was an apple fritter in the kitchen that was calling my name every time I walked by...Lisa...Lisa, look at me, it would say...So, I ate the bitch...It's all quiet now.
Duchess Wrote:There was an apple fritter in the kitchen that was calling my name every time I walked by...Lisa...Lisa, look at me, it would say...So, I ate the bitch...It's all quiet now.
::laugh:: It's like killing a little gremlin that is being annoying and threatening you.
Duchess Wrote:That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...
She's not the only one with this joy - I've got a man who can do the same thing for me, without external 'aids'.
Between the two topics on sex talk here I'll be thinking about sex all day too. thanks.
The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess Wrote:That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...
She's not the only one with this joy - I've got a man who can do the same thing for me, without external 'aids'.
Between the two topics on sex talk here I'll be thinking about sex all day too. thanks.
Yeah but my external aid is a lot easier to get along with, doesn't fart or snore and doesn't demand sex when HE wants it.
::bravo::
::bravo::ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE ! ::bravo::
A little naughty talk during sex is hot. I have never liked the word cunt. Mostly because my ex would call me that when we fought. (that was for you Frank. More shit you can mock me with.) But cock and pussy during some naughty sex is ok. Sometimes I might text something naughty to BF before we go out to lunch. Other times we like it more romantic.
Calling a women a cunt is NEVER acceptable unless she is just so heinous that no other word would do. I don't care for cunt during sex either. It's not a sexy word to me. It's a mean word.
And now Ima gonna have some Ben and Jerry's. I am crabby and a bitch on wheels today. A nice BJ is what I need. Ice cream ya freaks!! LOL
Ramsey, that was a great post !
Duchess Wrote:Ramsey, that was a great post !
Ah, thanks Duchess. ::bravo::
Are you feeling ok?
Got my vote too.
And I'd like to add I seldom use the 'c' word unless I'm talking about a real piece of shit person, and that isn't very often. I don't know how it got dragged into the discussion here and it's completely derailed the actual topic.
Well done, Frank. You cunt.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess Wrote:That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...
She's not the only one with this joy - I've got a man who can do the same thing for me, without external 'aids'.
Between the two topics on sex talk here I'll be thinking about sex all day too. thanks.
Yeah but my external aid is a lot easier to get along with, doesn't fart or snore and doesn't demand sex when HE wants it.
::bravo::
I can deal with the farting and snoring because the sex is so fantastic and without demands.
Like I said, sometimes there are perks to a divorce and I got a good one!
The Antagonist Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess Wrote:That thing gives her orgasms that last as long as a song for christssake...
She's not the only one with this joy - I've got a man who can do the same thing for me, without external 'aids'.
Between the two topics on sex talk here I'll be thinking about sex all day too. thanks.
Yeah but my external aid is a lot easier to get along with, doesn't fart or snore and doesn't demand sex when HE wants it.
::bravo::
I can deal with the farting and snoring because the sex is so fantastic and without demands.
Like I said, sometimes there are perks to a divorce and I got a good one!
Sometimes, like in my case, the biggest perk to a divorce is just getting the cocksucker out of your life. ::thumbs::
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Got my vote too.
And I'd like to add I seldom use the 'c' word unless I'm talking about a real piece of shit person, and that isn't very often. I don't know how it got dragged into the discussion here and it's completely derailed the actual topic.
Well done, Frank. You cunt.
Ramsey got my vote and I agree with everything you said so I voted for you too lol.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:There should be a word filter in here that substitutes "Frank" for the word cunt. Think how funny threads would be... Woman lifts 14kg with her Frank.
::laugh:: Sometimes you low-class skanks are funny ...
ramseycat Wrote:A little naughty talk during sex is hot. I have never liked the word cunt. Mostly because my ex would call me that when we fought. (that was for you Frank. More shit you can mock me with.) But cock and pussy during some naughty sex is ok. Sometimes I might text something naughty to BF before we go out to lunch. Other times we like it more romantic.
Anyone who stayed with a man that called them "cunt" and is a Mom that "texts" naughty shit to some young guy just out of school is truly socially and emotionally retarded.
Middle Finger Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:A little naughty talk during sex is hot. I have never liked the word cunt. Mostly because my ex would call me that when we fought. (that was for you Frank. More shit you can mock me with.) But cock and pussy during some naughty sex is ok. Sometimes I might text something naughty to BF before we go out to lunch. Other times we like it more romantic.
Anyone who stayed with a man that called them "cunt" and is a Mom that "texts" naughty shit to some young guy just out of school is truly socially and emotionally retarded.
Well Frank, I didn't stay with him did I? As soon as I was able, I got the fuck out. Much like what your wife is going to do to you someday.
There is nothing wrong with sending a racy text to my BF before we go out. Are you saying that you wouldn't be excited if your wife sent you a text telling you that she wanted you or that she can't wait to see you or she has been thinking about being with you all day? I bet she would like to receive such a text as well. I know I do. I bet she would rather something like that than do I need to pick up milk on the way home? Or What's for dinner?
ramseycat Wrote:Ah, thanks Duchess. ::bravo::
Are you feeling ok?
I was feelin' all warm & loving after thinking about sex all day long.