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Duchess Wrote:I can relate more than you will ever know...I ended up getting a new laptop & now I'm considering a kickass desktop too...I saw a 24 in. flat panel monitor that was sobbing my name, I want that puppy.

I just had a custom build made for me with a Samsung 24" HD monitor....fuck me, is this a nice setup or what. They gave me a whole array of options for the guts and I went and found a nice Antec case. Everything is in piano black and even looks good without being turned on.

I haven't watched any movies yet but perhaps this weekend. It's in my home office so I need to put a comfy, over-stuffed chair in there in order to view in style.

I'm jaded now, the other desktop monitor in the house and the one at work all suck donkey dick.

LuMPyPussy

The Antagonist Wrote:Yeah, but you got something in there clogging up your resources.
Looks like a BIG problem was all the updates needed from MSN... there were well over 100 of them. ::blink::

BROTHER

::finger::BFD!
Huh ?...Never mind.

The Antagonist

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Yeah, but you got something in there clogging up your resources.
Looks like a BIG problem was all the updates needed from MSN... there were well over 100 of them. ::blink::

Turn off automatic updates!! I've turned mine off years ago and have had a smooth running machine ever since.

You can manually update things if you need them but most times you don't.

Get rid of Norton or McAfee antivirus if you have it and replace it with Avast.

Use the windows firewall if you do not have a hardware firewall. If you are plugging in through a modem like a cable or FiOS modem, you have a hardware firewall.

You can get rid of all those updates in your control panel too but if you don't have any programs installed on that thing that you need, or files/photos you need, I'd wipe it all out instead and give it a good brainwashing.

LuMPyPussy

BROTHER Wrote:::finger::BFD!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'll start posting informative and/or funny posts just like you do so I too can be a valuable member here at Mock.

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:::finger::BFD!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'll start posting informative and/or funny posts just like you do so I too can be a valuable member here at Mock.
LMAO! "A Valuable member at Mock" What a long winded bag of " forum spunk" you are!Smiley_emoticons_smile

LuMPyPussy

Long winded, huh? That post contained 26 words, apparently too many for you to follow, you blithering imbecile.

LuMPyPussy

Does anyone else enjoy the irony of BROTHER's sig line?
Quote:⿿Mock not the fallen, for slippery is the road ahead of you.⿝
::gigg::

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Long winded, huh? That post contained 26 words, apparently too many for you to follow, you blithering imbecile.
::blink::
Yes, it was long winded for me, I almost had to jack up my oxygen?

The Antagonist

Careful on jacking up the O2 - they might have to start rationing you.

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Does anyone else enjoy the irony of BROTHER's sig line?
Quote:⿿Mock not the fallen, for slippery is the road ahead of you.⿝
::gigg::
I do, that is why I chose it.::aww::

LuMPyPussy

BROTHER Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Does anyone else enjoy the irony of BROTHER's sig line?
Quote:⿿Mock not the fallen, for slippery is the road ahead of you.⿝
::gigg::
I do, that is why I chose it.::aww::
That's fascinating! So if you knew you were going to fall and break your ankle, why didn't you prevent it from happening?

BROTHER

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Does anyone else enjoy the irony of BROTHER's sig line?
Quote:⿿Mock not the fallen, for slippery is the road ahead of you.⿝
::gigg::
I do, that is why I chose it.::aww::
That's fascinating! So if you knew you were going to fall and break your ankle, why didn't you prevent it from happening?
ok, i fucked up, i realized what you meant after i responded.::irk::
People with Jesus fish on the back of their cars are the worst drivers. They should stamp a Jesus fish to their fucking forehead so everyone knows what douchebags they are.

LuMPyPussy

Damn, Google Chrome is FAST!
I have been to several yard sales and garage sales over this summer and have yet to find anyone willin to sell me their yard or their garage. What is up with the misleading advertising????











::dlaugh:: ::batguy::

LuMPyPussy

To my neighbor that is neither above or below me but is so fucking loud you just woke me from my drunken slumber while my earbuds are in... your cabinet door slamming is not appreciated at midnight nor are your high pitched squeals that are usually only heard during stupid female attempts at obviously fake shows of enjoyment during either football games or sex. I fantasize showing up at your door and popping you in the mouth so you can't make any more noises for at least the rest of the weekend while you recover from having all your front teeth shoved down your throat.

LuMPyPussy

Oh dear god, now they're apparently chasing each other. He's making guttural sounds of enjoyment while she squeals in fake fear. With cabinet slamming. All this from a distant apartment... I'd really be annoyed if they were closer.

LuMPyPussy

Are we back online for good?