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SyberBitch

(12-30-2009, 10:20 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Okay.

I had a weird dream last night... I woke up in a strange bed to full daylight (I usually wake up long before the sun rises) and went exploring. For some reason, I wasn't alarmed at being in an unknown location but I did take notice of repairs that needed doing, like it was my responsibility ... I was in some old, Italian looking villa sort of thing, with a flooding fountain and lots of old stonework with algae, and when I walked a little further, I looked down a decrepit tunnel and saw a bear exhibit like in a zoo. That's when all the people started to show up and here I was wandering around in just my panties.

Weird, huh?

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I dreamed I was back in CA last night.

I was disappointed when I woke up. 21

SyberBitch

(12-30-2009, 06:38 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Where did that expression "my bad" come from? Personally, it annoys the ever lovin' shit out of me, but I hear it all the time.

Me too, Lumpy. I think people who say 'my bad' sound like fucking retards who just stumbled in from a drug deal and drinking binge.

LuMPyPussy

I've got to stop watching BBC... I'm reading all of this with a bleedin' Irish accent.

LuMPyPussy

English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.
(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Oi ::wave::










Yes we are weirdos but we're nice weirdos.

LuMPyPussy

New page motha fucka

LuMPyPussy

(12-31-2009, 09:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Oi ::wave::










Yes we are weirdos but we're nice weirdos.

Think of it as a roar... Jag Wroar!
Fucking cat...shes eating my plants16
Fuck, I'm watching something called 'tattoo hunter' on TV

They are giving a guy a tat, with a rusty brass nail and a fucking stick....WTF:o
Shut your lame-ass mouth, FreakMaggot. You've been annoying me lately.
(12-31-2009, 10:14 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]Shut your lame-ass mouth, FreakMaggot. You've been annoying me lately.

Have you been measuring your dinky again 11
(12-31-2009, 10:13 AM)Freak magnet Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck, I'm watching something called 'tattoo hunter' on TV

They are giving a guy a tat, with a rusty brass nail and a fucking stick....WTF:o

Brass does not rust.
It looked rusty.

LuMPyPussy

Brass gets verdigris... it's easily as bad as rust and I wouldn't want it on my skin.

The Antagonist

I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

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Now I want cookies.

The Antagonist

is that a hint?
Yes, a hint that I want cookies.

LuMPyPussy

Oh yeah, those are fucking fantastic!

The Antagonist

I made them with a tad less orange blossom water and they are way better when it's not so strong.
I ran out of the stuff too... hopefully the Arab market will be open over the weekend. I want to try these with almonds next time.

Matt's gone through 20 of them already.