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My mate Tony E-mails me occassional links to some nice Frankie Vaughan (porn) got one this morning, bloke with very hot Mexican looking chick, they get down to it, hot looking Mexican chick has got a cock and balls!

Shit! exit! exit! Tony you fucking prick!
Yikes!! I bet that got rid of your morning wood in a hurry.
No shit.

Tony can generally be trusted for quality porn links but he does occassionally catch me off guard the twat.

I don't know what was more disturbing the fact the chick had a dick or the fact until I saw the dick I thought the "chick" was hot. Nothing is more of a turn off than expecting to see a nice pussy only to be greeted with the last turkey in the shop.
It's snowing like hell out. I may have to stop at the bar where all the snowplow guys go to see who is working tonight. Smiley_emoticons_smile
(02-15-2010, 11:03 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-15-2010, 06:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]STFU Syberpickle! And just for S&G I will post some personal info:
A: My hat size is 11.25
B: My phone# is 603-413-2340

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I bet my pickle is bigger than yours!!!

Call me! I have a large hat size.In fact my head is expanding every day. When I was in the service my head was 10.5.........I just know it will explode someday. Or I have more hair, I'm all confused now. I need a head specialist, stat!
(02-16-2010, 06:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]It's snowing like hell out. I may have to stop at the bar where all the snowplow guys go to see who is working tonight. Smiley_emoticons_smile
what, and open fire? 79 ::lol::
I hate to say this but Mock was a lot more entertaining the other night when Julie and Cracker were going at it.
(02-16-2010, 07:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I hate to say this but Mock was a lot more entertaining the other night when Julie and Cracker were going at it.


I think so too...No one wanted them to just shut the fuck about personal bullshit more than me.
(02-16-2010, 07:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I hate to say this but Mock was a lot more entertaining the other night when Julie and Cracker were going at it.


What the hell is so entertaining about 2 idiots arguing about the same thing in every fucking thread?
(02-16-2010, 06:35 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-16-2010, 06:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]It's snowing like hell out. I may have to stop at the bar where all the snowplow guys go to see who is working tonight. Smiley_emoticons_smile
what, and open fire? 79 ::lol::

I just like to know where they are. They are certainly not on the streets now and seem to have left my old haunts......bastards!
(02-16-2010, 07:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-16-2010, 07:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I hate to say this but Mock was a lot more entertaining the other night when Julie and Cracker were going at it.


What the hell is so entertaining about 2 idiots arguing about the same thing in every fucking thread?

Well, the back and forth action keeps Dick-tard mesmerized.
(02-16-2010, 07:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell is so entertaining about 2 idiots arguing about the same thing in every fucking thread?

Frank/Ant...read this carefully.

Smiley_emoticons_stumm
(02-16-2010, 09:50 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-16-2010, 07:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell is so entertaining about 2 idiots arguing about the same thing in every fucking thread?

Frank/Ant...read this carefully.

Smiley_emoticons_stumm

OK, username ... because I like you, I will let Ant and OP mouth off more and I will react to them less. I think it is obvious what assholes they are so perhaps I don't need to kick the scabs while they are down. I will lay back more, and see what happens.
(02-17-2010, 10:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]OK, username ... because I like you, I will let Ant and OP mouth off more and I will react to them less. I think it is obvious what assholes they are so perhaps I don't need to kick the scabs while they are down. I will lay back more, and see what happens.


If you react any less, I'll think you have rocks in your head...If I see a scab that's down, Ima squishing that motherfucker right into the ground...And, doing it with a smile on my face & glee in my heart.
I mean to say username I like you but shut the fuck up.
(02-17-2010, 10:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-16-2010, 09:50 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-16-2010, 07:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell is so entertaining about 2 idiots arguing about the same thing in every fucking thread?

Frank/Ant...read this carefully.

Smiley_emoticons_stumm

OK, username ... because I like you, I will let Ant and OP mouth off more and I will react to them less. I think it is obvious what assholes they are so perhaps I don't need to kick the scabs while they are down. I will lay back more, and see what happens.

Holy shit, another fucking mocker shot to shit.

frank knows how to fuck up a reputation I will say that for him.

and username was so young, shit !
We might have to start a charity fund to educate Dick a little. Some online classes at least ...


I like to give to charities that actually do some good so, if you think it will help, I'm in...Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
I figure the chances of success are right up there with OP making a good lasagna.
I make an excellent lasagna.