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Belle' clamped down on the tip of my breast with those sharp, razor like baby teeth & I saw stars...

Yesterday my cat jumped up on the end table next to the couch and like it was nothing cut a fart. Who do you think I thought of at that moment? 116

I have only had a cat fart once in all the 40+ cats I've had over my lifetime. What the hell are you feeding it?! Cats are just not 'farters'!

The same shit he has been eating his entire life dry cat food. And maybe a few frogs mice and birds here and there. maybe it was his breath but it sure did stink, rotten fucker.

(01-27-2010, 05:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I couldn't help but notice that Julie's avatar is now an empty black box...Should I read anything into that ?...

I think she's trying to be clever and making a 'black and white' statement.

Perhaps, we could even read into it, that she is picturing the 'black' segment as being 'boxed in' by the 'white'.

HOPEFULLY, it's just a joke. Good gawd.

(01-27-2010, 07:42 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Belle' clamped down on the tip of my breast with those sharp, razor like baby teeth & I saw stars...

Welcome to motherhood!!

Danger !...Danger !...There's danger on the streets...It's Girl Scout cookie time.

I'm strangely unmoved by their little faces pleading with me to purchase their diabetic coma-inducing wares.

I go in the opposite direction whenever I see them around...I only know it's that time of year 'cuz I saw a buncha boxes of them in the lounge up at the barn.

(01-28-2010, 08:05 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm strangely unmoved by their little faces pleading with me to purchase their diabetic coma-inducing wares.

::lol::

(01-27-2010, 01:44 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]Welcome to motherhood!!

If raising a puppy is even remotely like raising children then I really don't understand why so many people have kids...It's time consuming & frustrating, to say the least...This morning the lil' she devil chewed up the goddamn remote to the home theater receiver.

We lost several remotes when Daisy was a puppy. She chewed the pool filter, the air conditoner, her way out of her crate (all metal), a barstool, and a mannequin head I used to use for designing hair styles. That was salvagable to use at Halloween time!

When the Girl Scouts started putting more chemicals than food into their cookies I stopped buying them. Hydrogenated oils is high up on the ingredient list too, if I remember correctly. That shit never leaves your body. Fuck those little green devil's cookies!

(01-28-2010, 11:10 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: [ -> ]and a mannequin head I used to use for designing hair styles.

Yes and I fancy you're the one with the orange hair and ribbon?

Sorry, I keep forgetting you are a "professional" Avon lady with an I.D card to prove it.

Cleaning up dog barf at 4:30a.m. displeases me.

(01-28-2010, 12:46 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry, I keep forgetting you are a "professional" Avon lady with an I.D card to prove it.

And you're a fancy boy who dyes his hair for fashion.

(01-28-2010, 01:26 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: [ -> ]And you're a fancy boy who dyes his hair for self loving masculine vanity.

Fixed for you.

Author J.D. Salinger died at 91 in NH today. i'm sure many here read "Catcher in the Rye".

I read it at school.

Holden Caulfield was an early hero of mine.

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