(02-11-2010, 07:32 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]My daughter has received eleven Valentines day cards so far.
Jesus I'm old.
Not old, just more mentally crippled. While it must seem charming to you that each of your 11 shadow buddies send a card, I assure you that such a thing scars children for their entire lives.
(02-11-2010, 07:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I agree !...Dear God, I hope OP didn't think my post was directed at his darling daughter...
It wasn't...I swear...Jesus
Ah jeez forget about it.
There is only one person around here that likes to toss random offensive insults towards children.
And before you start moaning Guido, I haven't mentioned your children for MONTHS so shut the fuck up.
I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B
(02-11-2010, 08:16 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 07:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I agree !...Dear God, I hope OP didn't think my post was directed at his darling daughter...
It wasn't...I swear...Jesus
Ah jeez forget about it.
There is only one person around here that likes to toss random offensive insults towards children.
And before you start moaning Guido, I haven't mentioned your children for MONTHS so shut the fuck up.
How long ago you think you did that last is irrelevant. Too late. You've been attacking the family, marriages, and kids of multiple people online for years. What goes around comes around, you big sissy crybaby.
(02-11-2010, 07:45 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I don't celebrate Valentines Day...I think it ranks right up there with those ridiculous New Years resolutions.
Another Hallmark Holiday.......
(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B
Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.
What's the name and artist of the song that goes something like (female voice) "If you want it, you got it ... if you want it, baby you got it ... the male voice comes in. It's sort of rap.
(02-11-2010, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
"Whatever You Like" ?
I poked around on YouTube with that title and couldn't find it. I'll keep trying, thanks.
(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B
Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.
I used a set of tits. ::lol::
I found an ally in my war against the marauding rodents.
that is a cute chipmunk pic! :B
(02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B
Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.
I used a set of tits. ::lol::
Mine don't hang that low.
I "trained' Bernie to stand on his hind legs at mealtime before I put his food down... and he actually pirouetted yesterday. He was doing it off and on before anyway, but now he's a regular little ballerina.
(02-11-2010, 04:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ] (02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B
Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.
I used a set of tits. ::lol::
Mine don't hang that low.
Have you never given a titwank before?
You lie back the guy puts his dick inbetween your tits, you push and squeeze your tits around his cock and he pumps away until you have a very nice pearl necklace.
........Well I never!