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(12-02-2009, 02:34 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: [ -> ]You have a very boring hobby.

::lol:: He offsets the boredom of that hobby with exciting ventures such as how to breed ass-hamsters that have ribbed backs.

The Antagonist

Well if he must stalk me on every post I make here and has proudly announced this is his purpose of coming here all that means is his life is totally void of anything meaningful. So if picking on me gives him meaning, then my life has the better purpose.

Consider this my contribution to charity.

SyberBitch

(12-02-2009, 11:46 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: [ -> ]Now please, continue to play with yourself.

And provide pictures so we can analyze your body hair color ::bigsmile::::lol::

LuMPyPussy

Jesus fucking Christ, I just got a rash, a very itchy rash, all over the tops of my feet and around the ankles. What the fuck!
(12-02-2009, 08:14 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus fucking Christ, I just got a rash, a very itchy rash, all over the tops of my feet and around the ankles. What the fuck!

Better on your feet than on your ass.
(12-02-2009, 08:14 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus fucking Christ, I just got a rash, a very itchy rash, all over the tops of my feet and around the ankles. What the fuck!
you haven't heard about the Utah creeping crud?? your entire state is under quarantine! it starts with the itchy rash you describe, and soon oozing pustules will appear on your chest and face. i am glad that i, as an old friend, can be the one to tell you that there is no cure, instead of someone who would gloat over your misfortune and imminent demise. 1121


er...can i have that jewelry you bought on e-bay?

LuMPyPussy

This is nothing to laugh about, damn it!

It feels better, I scrubbed the hell out of my feet, lathered them in hydrocortisone, took some sudafed and put some clean white socks on.

That was some weird shit, it happened as soon as I took my boots off after work.
Did you get new socks? Change laundry detergent?
Ramsey trying to diagnose a medical problem might be up there with her giving relationship advice.
If you think that was medical advice, you are dumber than I thought. 11

LuMPyPussy

Bing bing bing, Ricochet Rabbit!

Sorry, I couldn't get to the last page and had to post something.

LuMPyPussy

Frank's rep points and remarks. ::rotf::

ramseycat (5) - Last updated Today, 05:35 PM
Negative (-1): judgemental prick

IMaDick (2) - Last updated 11-30-2009, 05:47 AM
Negative (-1): because he probably has man boobs

Maggot (6) - Last updated 11-28-2009, 08:44 PM
Positive (+2): Funky sausage licking finger giver.

Duchess (10) - Last updated 11-24-2009, 11:37 AM
Positive (+2): 'Cuz you're more deserving than 1

Ordinary Peephole (8) - Last updated 11-23-2009, 08:34 AM
Negative (-2): Because you are full of piss and wind

SyberBitch (7) - Last updated 11-15-2009, 11:37 AM
Positive (+1): Thanks for Mock! 'nuff said Smiley_emoticons_wink

jackboots (12) - Last updated 11-14-2009, 01:14 PM
Positive (+2): guinea garlicky crab, sausage, peter lugar and meatball guy!

LuMPyPussy (11) - Last updated 11-14-2009, 09:36 AM [Delete Rating]
Negative (-2): I AGREE WITH SALLY!

QueenBee (1) - Last updated 11-14-2009, 07:30 AM
Positive (+1): Anyone who likes garlic and body pillows is OK in my book.

sally (7) - Last updated 11-12-2009, 08:18 AM
Negative (-1): You stink!
(12-02-2009, 09:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]If you think that was medical advice, you are dumber than I thought. 11

Since you think I said advice, you are exactly as dumb as I thought.

You asked two questions. That is an attempt to DIAGNOSE. God damn you are stupid ...
Come on Frank. Stop trying to act all superior and tough. I could probably knock you down and I am just a little thing.
(12-02-2009, 09:24 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Come on Frank. Stop trying to act all superior and tough. I could probably knock you down and I am just a little thing.

OK ... Mocking you and pointing out your stupidity isn't acting "superior and tough." It's mocking you and pointing out your stupidity.



It's 67 degrees & the sun isn't even up yet...I'm never going to have another white Christmas, am I ? 21

LuMPyPussy

I'll trade my winters for yours but I'll keep the summer... it's 20 degrees right now.
67? Nice. It's pouring rain and about 35 here. I doubt we get a white Christmas either.
I doubt you'll get a White MAN, either.

LuMPyPussy

It's down to 17 degrees now.

Hey Frank, are you insinuating Ramsey's a chitlins eater?