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(11-24-2009, 02:12 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Jeez! who's slipped the dildo into your cornshute?

Someone I have to occasionally deal with...So, my way of dealing with it today was to take the rest of the day off...I feel much better already...Had you come upon me while I was feeling so negative, you never would have known, somehow I manage to look serene & carefree, go figure.

I like seeing this passionate side.

Next time you feel like that please feel free to spank my ass and call me a bitch!

::bow::

(11-24-2009, 03:28 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]I like seeing this passionate side.

Next time you feel like that please feel free to spank my ass and call me a bitch!

::bow::

::lol:: OP is in a playful mood today.

Hey OP - have you ever eaten a 'oatcake'? Are they any good?

(I've been thinking about trying to make them instead of 'pancakes' for my kid)

Please, please, please let us get out of work early today. I know I'm spoiled, but 'they' used to let us out half-day on the days before a major holiday, now we're lucky to get 59 minutes. I thank my lucky stars everyday that I'm employed but I really do miss the old days when they were a lot more generous with time off like that.

I've got the rest of my bottle of Crown waiting for me... hopefully no more embarrassing (for you guys, not so much for me) booby photos. Or, wait! I've got that crazy photo editor that warps images... that might be fun! Woo hoo! We can have a 'what body part is this?' contest.

I'm kidding! I can just imaging OP getting his g-string in a twist in outrage at my spinsterish attempt at attention again. *snicker*

(11-25-2009, 08:28 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]hopefully no more embarrassing (for you guys, not so much for me) booby photos.

I wasn't embarrassed in the slightest, I thought it was a hoot & reading the reaction of Twistie was priceless !...As much shit as I have to listen to in regards to my avatars I would never have the balls to go whole hog, so to speak, I admire girly balls.

Your avatars never bothered me until that slutty cowgirl one. That chick just annoys me for some reason. I like the last one you had with the stiletto heel snagged on the panties.

My amazing Martha Stewart mother-in-law has begun the awesome cooking.

::bana::

Heh. Heh heh.

(11-25-2009, 08:28 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Please, please, please let us get out of work early today.

Well....Did they cut you loose ?

In a manner of speaking. *evil smiley that I'm too lazy to look up*

(11-25-2009, 03:22 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]In a manner of speaking. *evil smiley that I'm too lazy to look up*

We used to do that in Jr High and High school.... fire alarm, evac, walk away and not get marked absent for it because we already had 'home room' and were marked present for the day!

Well, it might've actually been a valid alarm... there's some construction going on in the building and the alarms are super sensitive because of hydraulic fluid leaks blah blah blah but the timing was a little suspicious. Works for me!

4:30 PM - Matt: "I'll be back in no less than half an hour. This remote shouldn't take that long to program. I'll bring home dinner so you can finish what you're doing and not have to cook."

Me: "Great! Thanks I appreciate that."

Me on phone to Matt: "It's 7:45 PM. Are you lost? Arrested? Shooting the shit? Killing a cow?"

I want my Brazilian BBQ!!

But a Brazilian Cowboy won't be a bad substitute either!

He is YUMMY!!

It is this lovely man - PBR's own Guilherme Marchi

The man is definitely yummy.