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Duchess Wrote:I'm in love

Did you buy a donkey?!

I had one. Her name was Monster. I taught her to shake hands, sit, hug and give kisses. She was a miniature Sicilian donkey and her breath always smelled like clover. All donkey's have sweet clover breath too.

::bhorse::Duchess Wrote:I'm thinking about it but,I want two, I would want a companion for her...She is so fuckin' cute& I can't stop thinking about her...I've never lost my mind over a man but, I do withanimals all the time. ::

Looking for a lttle Ass .......?
Sounds like bes⿿ti⿿al⿿i⿿ty⿿to me.


eeehaw::worried::

Duchess Wrote:I'm thinking about it but,I want two, I would want a companion for her...She is so fuckin' cute& I can't stop thinking about her...I've never lost my mind over a man but, I do withanimals all the time. ::

They like lots of attention. You don't necessarily need another donkey for her. They tend to be a bit less responsive when in like company.

You can safely keep her with your riding horse/s. Believe me, they will not easily bully her! In fact, it's usually the other way around.

The Antagonist Wrote:You can safely keep her with your riding horse/s. Believe me, they will not easily bully her! In fact, it's usually the other way around.

Simply imagining her out in the field with them brings a smile to my face...I have research to do, I'm hoping their needs are much like a horses' are...I don't have a lot of free time but I have enough for one or two more animals...Cowboy isn't even here but, I can "feel" him rolling his eyes as I made that last comment...Hahaha

They require very little care. No need for shoes, just trims. They do not need grain and do very well on grass and hay.

You also do not need to give them such a high protein hay either, just timothy or a timothy mix will suffice.

Stay away from alfalfa and clover hay. Clover in the field is fine.

They will get fat FAST and easily, so avoid grain. You can't tell they're getting fat until you see a thick roll of blubber along the mane area on the neck. Taking the fat OFF the donkey is a near impossible task. Better to keep them lean.

Grooming is tough. They take longer to shed their winter coat, so a good blade or a nice clip with the trimmers in the spring will make it easy on them. They tend to get very long hair in the winter and they can look like woolly beasts!

So I'm entering a building, using the right hand side of a double door, and the male of a couple that are exiting the building at the same time dashes through the door I had just opened, causing me to back up, blocking me from entering and allowing his female companion to come through. So then he thanks me! There are two fucking doors, you idiots. Jesus Christ, that pisses me off.

Famous last words: Crap! I gotta go .......I think he just stuck pepper in his eye!..."click"











::lmao::.......I find it funny.....

Duchess Wrote:I can totally imagine you sticking a foot out & tripping them. ::dlaugh::

I wish I had thought that fast... I couldn't understand what the fuck was happening at the time. Me: "why is this guy charging through this door I just opened?" "Why is this guy blocking the door?" It didn't even occur to me to just use the left hand door, either. ::

Duchess Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:You can safely keep her with your riding horse/s. Believe me, they will not easily bully her! In fact, it's usually the other way around.

Simply imagining her out in the field with them brings a smile to my face...I have research to do, I'm hoping their needs are much like a horses' are...I don't have a lot of free time but I have enough for one or two more animals...Cowboy isn't even here but, I can "feel" him rolling his eyes as I made that last comment...Hahaha

Now thats just plain sick:?

http://www.youtube.com/v/lqjS93AWJos&amp...p;border=1"

Oh yeah, the building I was entering where the guy charged at me is where I was picking up my glasses with the $350 lenses. When I asked for the measurements she had taken so I could order some glasses online for under $100, she looked at me like I had just asked her to eat the corpse of a plaque rat. Listen bitch, you just overcharged me for some fucking lenses, you think I'm going to order an entire pair of glasses from you crooks?

God, what an annoying afternoon.

I got that same reaction when I asked for my prescription and measurements too. Now everytime I get a new prescription I make a photocopy.

We have plenty of those same rude men here. Next time do like I do, let the door go and make a comment that you were NOT holding the door for him. If the door won't bounce off him give it a little shove to make sure.

The door thing happens almost anytime there is more than one door. There can be six sets of double doors side by side and people will change their path and/or wait to walk though the one that someone else opens....sheeple...

Donkeys? srysly???

QueenBee Wrote:I just wanted to say that I am sittin here right now NOT watching or reading any reports of the circus in [color="red"]LA[/color]. Oh wait..I meant the memorial. Just sayin'.

OS,AA!!!! ::haha::

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? srysly???

SERIOUSLY you look ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, donkeys.

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? srysly???

::dunno::you know, it takes all kinds.

say something witty so peep's don't get offended when I cast my vote for you.

post it note Wrote:The door thing happens almost anytime there is more than one door. There can be six sets of double doors side by side and people will change their path and/or wait to walk though the one that someone else opens....sheeple...

Another rant of mine... I was in a very large ladies' restroom at work one day... there must've been 12 stalls... and I'm on one end. No one else in there but me and of course the next person to come in has to choose the fucking stall right next to me. What, you want company while you're taking a dump? :?

The Antagonist Wrote:

post it note Wrote:Donkeys? [color="orange"]srysly???[/color]

SRYSLY I'm ignorant.

It's not the acronyms (which you seem to think) bothers me it's this kind of retarded spelling that makes you look moronic. Get it now?

And yes, i blow donkeys.

Srysly...that's why I do it every chance I get...further more, you're no the only one that hates on my mad verbiage and acronym skizillz...srysly...::bravo::