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LuMPyPussy

I didn't have a reaction the last five or six times I've had the flu shot, pooterhead. This sucks and I demand sympathy.
You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.
Wow! I have never seen him so sympathetic. You must be special and dear to his heart lumpy.11
FRANK

The Antagonist

I've never gotten a flu shot in my life and your reaction, Lumpy is yet another nail in the flu shot coffin convincing me to not even entertain the thought.

I saw on the news today something (i wish i got the whole story) about a new strain of Rhinovirus going around that is extremely similar in symptoms to the swine flu. Hundreds of kids in the Philly area hospital have been misdiagnosed with H1N1 when it was really a common cold.

Now they're rethinking the whole H1N1 thing and hoping they didn't screw up from the beginning with the number of actual cases of it.

LuMPyPussy

(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105
(11-20-2009, 01:29 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105
Yeah like wishing a member of a persons family got cancer - well classy NOT.
(11-20-2009, 01:29 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105

You can imagine how hurt I was reading that when you fully take into account how I don't even believe "Satan" exists, bitch-dope. 27

LuMPyPussy

(11-20-2009, 01:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 01:29 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105

You can imagine how hurt I was reading that when you fully take into account how I don't even believe "Satan" exists, bitch-dope. 27

Yep, that's why it's going to be doubly shocking when he sticks his trident down your throat.

LuMPyPussy

(11-20-2009, 01:32 PM)Freak magnet Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 01:29 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105
Yeah like wishing a member of a persons family got cancer - well classy NOT.

Stop whining, that's perfectly acceptable behavior at 24... by Jives.
(11-20-2009, 01:42 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 01:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 01:29 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-20-2009, 09:05 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You'll get nothing from me. Nothing. I hope that every day you are banned from 24 it winds up being two days of flu as extra punishment.


Wishing someone to have the flu for the rest of their lives is very unchristian, Frank. May your soul spend eternity blowing Satan's three headed dick, 105

You can imagine how hurt I was reading that when you fully take into account how I don't even believe "Satan" exists, bitch-dope. 27

Yep, that's why it's going to be doubly shocking when he sticks his trident down your throat.

I'm not really worried about that happening since he'll be tied up with some nasty, ancient demonic flu that he caught from some online bitch, with a vibrator and a cat, that got cursed with the flu from ME.

LuMPyPussy

Anyone watch Supernatural? Them's some damn good looking men on that show.
(11-21-2009, 09:36 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone watch Supernatural? Them's some damn good looking men on that show.
Fuck that.....have you ever swallowed a tack? 4 went in my mouth 3 came out.... WTF is the other one?
(11-21-2009, 11:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2009, 09:36 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone watch Supernatural? Them's some damn good looking men on that show.
Fuck that.....have you ever swallowed a tack? 4 went in my mouth 3 came out.... WTF is the other one?

::lol::

SyberBitch

(11-20-2009, 06:50 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: [ -> ]Oh my god, I feel like shit today. I don't remember being this achy and unsteady on my feet the last time I had the flu, much less from the damn flu shot.

Oh woe is me.

Shit. It sounds like the damned shot gave you the flu.

How has your temp been?

You can fight H1N1 with Milk Thistle. 3 caps 3X/day and OTC meds to keep the symptoms at bay.

SyberBitch

(11-20-2009, 01:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]You can imagine how hurt I was reading that when you fully take into account how I don't even believe "Satan" exists, bitch-dope. 27

You really should take that up with your clergy, Frank! ::lol::



I wanna fuck somebody up !...I really do !...Because of my "position" I am expected to keep my mouth shut & just go with the flow...Do you have any idea how difficult it is to just say nothing, when mentally, I am saying FUCK over & over again...FUCK !...He is a rotten FUCK and I would dearly love to jump on his back and pummel the motherfucker right into the ground !...GODFUCKINGDAMN !
11..............poor mailman.

SyberBitch

(11-24-2009, 11:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]11..............poor mailman.

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(11-24-2009, 11:04 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]


I wanna fuck somebody up !...I really do !...Because of my "position" I am expected to keep my mouth shut & just go with the flow...Do you have any idea how difficult it is to just say nothing, when mentally, I am saying FUCK over & over again...FUCK !...He is a rotten FUCK and I would dearly love to jump on his back and pummel the motherfucker right into the ground !...GODFUCKINGDAMN !

Jeez! who's slipped the dildo into your cornshute?