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Sorry Syber.

The thought of womens empowerment dancing makes my cock droop with disappointment.

If women want to be truly "empowered" they should try lapdancing or mud wrestling.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 11:41 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry Syber.

The thought of womens empowerment dancing makes my cock droop with disappointment.

If women want to be truly "empowered" they should try lapdancing or mud wrestling.

Even when they look like this?
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A soup chicken wrapped in a curtain doesn't do it for me.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 11:59 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]A soup chicken wrapped in a curtain doesn't do it for me.

28 yeah ok...
She doesn't do it for me either. I picture belly dancers as sexy Moroccan chicks with a tan and long black hair.
That woman is not attractive to me, either.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 12:17 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]She doesn't do it for me either. I picture belly dancers as sexy Moroccan chicks with a tan and long black hair.

Some are, some aren't.

Belly Dancers come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

Even after a year of it, I'm not that great at it, but some of my friends are fantastic.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 12:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]That woman is not attractive to me, either.

Wow.. you guys are a tough audience. ::lol::
I don't think we're tough, I just think you don't have good assessing skills in this department.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 12:21 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think we're tough, I just think you don't have good assessing skills in this department.

Apparently not! The guys I think are smokin' hot, the chicks in here think look gay. The chicks I think are hot, the guys aren't attracted to.

Smiley_emoticons_slash

I guess according to that logic, Duch and Lumpy are trolls and I'm a goddess. ::lol::
(01-12-2010, 12:20 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]That woman is not attractive to me, either.

Wow.. you guys are a tough audience. ::lol::

My wife spoils me, physically she is out of my league, I am batting way above average with her.

She must have done something truly horrendous in a previous life to end up with me.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 12:36 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:20 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]That woman is not attractive to me, either.

Wow.. you guys are a tough audience. ::lol::

My wife spoils me, physically she is out of my league, I am batting way above average with her.

She must have done something truly horrendous in a previous life to end up with me.

You're a lucky man, OP.
Watching men ogling her breasts where ever she goes fills me with a mixture of pride and possessiveness.

After our first date I was like "woo-hoo! jackpot".

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 12:47 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Watching men ogling her breasts where ever she goes fills me with a mixture of pride and possessiveness.

After our first date I was like "woo-hoo! jackpot".

I guess that's one thing my friend (above) complains about... she feels that she's not adequately endowed in the boob dept. I think she's pretty much perfect as far as physical proportions. She's a C cup and to me, that's just right. I'd get mine changed if I could afford it.
I think a C cup is perfectly acceptable.

My wife's boobs grew during her pregnancy and they never went back down again, she went from 36D to 38DD, not that I'm complaining.
(01-12-2010, 12:52 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:47 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Watching men ogling her breasts where ever she goes fills me with a mixture of pride and possessiveness.

After our first date I was like "woo-hoo! jackpot".

I guess that's one thing my friend (above) complains about... she feels that she's not adequately endowed in the boob dept. I think she's pretty much perfect as far as physical proportions. She's a C cup and to me, that's just right. I'd get mine changed if I could afford it.


Your friend just needs a tighter fitting top to create some cleavage, grow out her red hair, and get a tan. Then she would be hot.

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 01:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:52 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-12-2010, 12:47 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Watching men ogling her breasts where ever she goes fills me with a mixture of pride and possessiveness.

After our first date I was like "woo-hoo! jackpot".

I guess that's one thing my friend (above) complains about... she feels that she's not adequately endowed in the boob dept. I think she's pretty much perfect as far as physical proportions. She's a C cup and to me, that's just right. I'd get mine changed if I could afford it.


Your friend just needs a tighter fitting top to create some cleavage, grow out her red hair, and get a tan. Then she would be hot.

Her look changes quite a bit during the year. She has kind of pale skin though, so it's hard for her to get a good tan. Her natural hair color is more of a dirty blonde.
Just curious, why are there 2 Instigators listed? Isn't one more than enough?

Members: 21, Guests: 177, Bots: 4, Invisible: 9
username, QueenBee, Zenith, SyberBitch, twisteroo, D, Instigator, Instigator, calvert, lambwell, Luke Warmwater, thekid65

SyberBitch

(01-12-2010, 04:10 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Just curious, why are there 2 Instigators listed? Isn't one more than enough?

Members: 21, Guests: 177, Bots: 4, Invisible: 9
username, QueenBee, Zenith, SyberBitch, twisteroo, D, Instigator, Instigator, calvert, lambwell, Luke Warmwater, thekid65

He probably has two windows open, desperately trying to snag revealing pictures of the female Mockers.

Wait till he finds Zenith's boobs. The poor kid will have an aneurysm ::lol::

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